Dr Kenneth Noisewater

That would be the NUFC way of doing things, one trophy signing whilst the rest of the squad is still stinky.

I'd sign Greg Halford, Curtis Davis, Bale, Barnes, Nugent and Ashton. I'd also put the feelers out about Woodgate returning. If I was appointing a manager I'd go for Hiddink and offer him complete control (but I don't think that plus £50mil would be enough to persuade him).

http://www.sony.co.uk/view/ShowProduct.act...Network+Walkman I've got one of these (except mine is 2gig but no radio) I doubt you'll get anything that plays medium wave.

Post on the BBC Live Updates: "Can you ask Austin Healey why he is dressed like Margot from the Good Life?" Have you seen the state of him on Grandstand?

Had to have stitches to a mouth wound, but an impressive return.

So they'll be looking for an expert chicken-choker from the Suffolk area. Any names spring to mind?

Ha! It would be very much out of character for our pen-pushers to be that on the ball.

The hovercraft is full of eels? My taylor is rich?

Is that the biscuit dude? How do you get to be a multi-millionaire selling biscuits, did he invent Hob-Nobs? Well they are cheap to make and these days you can charge a small fortune for them. Fron Biscuits $4.03 for some chocolate digestives. I see what you mean.

Is that the biscuit dude? How do you get to be a multi-millionaire selling biscuits, did he invent Hob-Nobs?

Has the deal to Liverpoo definitely gone through then?

Ten years in July for me, a new personal best. I suppose I've done ten years if you could the placement time before I finished my course.

Ah.

This bus is full of rocks?

Hint of lavender?

You know what they say about men with big hands.......... ...............big gloves.

ooh get you.... Proper arty like.

The roof of the Eden Project, from the inside.

His hands are absurdly long.

Stefan Kuntz (sorry Cath)