Dr Kenneth Noisewater
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Haven't had a proper fight since school that I can think of, few skirmishes at uni and on nights out but I reckon I've got a pretty good nose for trouble, and can normally avoid it before it kicks off. Last time anyone hit me must've been 8 or 9 years ago. Was out with a mate who is 5ft 2 if he's lucky. Some much bigger bloke started on him, something about a girl. I stepped between them and gave this bloke a mouthful. He hit me right between the eyes, then as I staggered back hit me over the head with the bottom of a beer bottle. Had to have a couple of staples in me heed, so I expect I'll have a scar soon if I keep receding at this rate.
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Andy Gray sacked by Sky over sexism row
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Monroe Transfer's topic in Newcastle Forum
She's not going to come out in full make-up, girly hair, a little summer dress and heels now is she Tom? Be fair. -
Wigan support yesterday, horrendous.
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
Rugby League town, just like Hull and Bradford (most places along the M62 are). They'll go the same way as them, no great loss. -
Andy Gray sacked by Sky over sexism row
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Monroe Transfer's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Bring out the gimp:
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Had the same problem with my Straight Outta Compton one. Wanted to change it to Straight Outta Hylton or Hendon.
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I've been dry since the 2nd, but I've got a craving tonight. Two icy bottles of Brahmas in the fridge too.
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What's the matter with the server K-Dawg?
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One for Renton:
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What's the story behind the original image? I don't know? probably a load of shite. Shoplifter. As she was trying to climb the fence security grabbed her by the legs. She thought she'd slip out of her strides and be away. Alas, no...
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My mate also mentioned his cousin nearly getting the shit kicked out of him from some big bloke for taking a photo of one of the lasses in the window. It's supposedly the safest place in Holland because there are plain-clothed police, security and cctv everywhere. You're not supposed to take pictures tho.
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Charge of the Stadium-of-Light Brigade:
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Was Gosling not on the bench? Thought he'd be ready made to come on for Guthrie.
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The athletics track has to stay. We promised it would stay as a legacy, and if we go back on that we're no more trustworthy than FIFA giving the world cup to Qatar or Russia. Why not move all the concerts, NFL games etc that ruin Wembley's turf there? The parking, rail links and infrastructure must be a million miles better.
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Not had a drink since Jan 2nd. Trying to do a whole month, it's been fairly easy, although I have turned down one social occasion where I would've definitely crumbled.
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" Got up, had breakfast, beat off hordes of fanny with a shitty stick, went to bed." ? I'm a combination of Don Juan and Don Quixote Kind of a Juan Quixote Is that because women don juan anything to do with you?
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An infant school teacher in Toxteth asks the class who supports liverpool. All put their hands up except little Bobby. Teacher asks 'who do you support Bobby?' and he replies 'Newcastle United, Miss' Teacher asks why, and Bobby says 'my parents both come from there, they support them, so I do too.' Teacher says 'you don't have to copy your parents- what would you do if your mum was a prostitiute and your dad was a burgler?' Bobby says 'I'd support liverpool like the rest of you cunts'
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They start every sentence with "Yeah, look..." or "Arr, look..." Annoying after a while.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
127 Hours - good but not golden. Maybe I'm less squeamish than most, but I didn't find it that gut-wrenching either. -
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