Dr Kenneth Noisewater

How much would you say a new one would cost....?

It's the weather imo. It's too mild for December, it doesn't feel chrsitmassy yet.

And it'll probably turn out that he was in fact born in 1970.

I quite liked Peacock, had a bit of a cult following didn't he?

That would be my only concern, a collapse giving the convicts an attainable target to go for. To lose after such a big first innings would be a body blow.

St. Helens would get my vote. No-one really stands out for the main award, think I'd go for Calzaghe.

Train driver eh? Cool.

Exactly the sort of trophy signing that gives Freddie a stiffy mind.

Gilles Villeneuve Jean Alesi Eric Dickerson Marshall Faulk Kurt Warner

Never understood 'Potential banana skin'. It's a banana skin or it isn't. Or as Sir Bobby put it "a banana blip"

When is the draw?

The Royale Family one or the M&S adverts one?

My thoughts exactly. Ashton would be my first choice too, but that is complicated by his injury (how far is he from come-back?) and West Ham's recent take-over.

I'd be happy with Bent or Beattie coming here in January, although if we could get Nugent for half the price that would be better value.

BRING IT ON!

I'd go along with that.

We haven't had one of these for a while, so I thought I'd start one. Picked this up yesterday: The cardigan-wearers friend, the Honda Civic.

Maric. Didn't like Billy Whitehurst much either.

Peasepud's is more like a hold-all with a hidden camera lens poking through for his secret filming.

......you're considered stupid and a ponce.

1) The Bramble revival is over, he was gash tonight. Get rid or greatly reduced one-year contract. 2) Ramage has a future at Prem level. As a centreback. 3) Luque is a professional footballer, looked like an imposter to me. Sticks out like a sore thumb, nothing is working for him. 4) Sibierski can hold the ball up, can he f**k! Don't knock The Sib! 5) Solano could be a full time RB I'd like to see him stay there at Carr's expense. He's the best RB on our books at the moment.

We've picked the same side again

I think you'll find that was the price of the bread