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let's not bother with an england game thread
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to walkinthedog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Nugent scored again for the U21's I see. Milner got the winner, Taylor played too. -
What underwear do you like to see a lass in
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to bobbyshinton's topic in General Chat
Black bra and french knickers (non-matching bra & pants shows poor attention to detail ). Stockings and suspenders never fail either. -
I Know You Got Soul - Clarkson About machines that are more than the sum of their parts. It's ok as toilet reading material.
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There's got to be a catch. Has Roethlisberger, the Steelers QB recovered from his motorbike accident btw?
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192080[/snapback] Aye, and injured again on the 10th. Noelie, don't you remember our disasterous experiments with 3-5-2 in the past
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Post a picture of yourself as a bairn
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
I went out with a Northern Irish lass as well. With her and her family every sentence used to end with "so it is" or "so he/she did". And I had the Fisher-Price garage too, my brother had the airport and the farm. I'd like to post a pic but I haven't got a scanner. -
All the best, both of you.
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I must be in the other 5%
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I hope you've got the bollocks to come on here if we do, by some chance, turn you over, you gloating cunt. (sorry Cath)
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Fine if you wear combats or carry a manbag, otherwise the Sony Eriksson K800i is very nice.
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Canny funny I thought. Anyone else see it? Law of the Playground was good too.
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Tevez and Mascherano were signed for £1m each
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Lazarus's topic in Newcastle Forum
Thinking about it though, it must have been fascinating to see something like that up close, I mean we all do it pretty regularly, but most on this board wouldn't have seen it happen. Weird. For the kiddies at home, Hitler used to shit on women's heads for pleasure. FACT-ACATE. 190963[/snapback] Im not talking shit, just a little tommy squeaker. Next time the other half is about to you should get her to spread em and see what happens. Quiver doesnt do it justice tbh, it'll take a better man than me to truely put it into words 190994[/snapback] Jesus died so you could say that and I could read it. 191009[/snapback] And now he's weeping. On a bike. -
Karaoke, do you and what's your song?
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to bobbyshinton's topic in General Chat
Very rarely, but I do a mean 'Cigarettes & Alcohol' -
Who used to have a miserable looking cartoon penguin as an Ava? Always thought that looked like Ollie.
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fat fred wants shooting at midnight
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
I feel like a fat bird. -
We'll do well to finish 10th.
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fat fred wants shooting at midnight
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
1st September 2006 - 12:00 AM Cock the hammer... -
Never deliberately. However, my dad was working in London a few years back and I went down to see him. Ended up having a pretty heavy session and crawling into bed in the early hours. Now I had to get back up here the next day and woke up feeling pretty rough. Had a coffee and a bite to eat and thought I'd be ok. Just before joining the M25 I had to fill up with petrol, so I got out the car, got the nozzle and missed the filler hole by a good two or three inches. That told me I wasn't fit to drive. Hung around the services for a couple of hours sobering up.
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9th anniversary of Diana's death.
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Kevin Carr's Gloves's topic in General Chat
Who was it that came up with: Di's dead Dodi died The Dodo's dead Dido must be shitting herself. -
There were a few documentaries on earlier this year. Something like 'The real DaVinci code' or 'The truth behind the DaVinci code'
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9th anniversary of Diana's death.
Dr Kenneth Noisewater replied to Kevin Carr's Gloves's topic in General Chat
I'd been out on the lash the night before, didn't get up until just before our game against Liverpool was due to start. Put Sky on and read that the game had been called off due to the death of the princess of wales. I looked at it for a while and thought that can't be right, they must mean the Queen Mother. Had to go on to BBC to double check -
He was sh*te last season, but the inital season where Birmingham took him on loan, he was excellent. To me this just as likely to go that way, than say a Carlton Cole to Charlton type thing. Worth the risk that's for sure. 188203[/snapback] I rather risk £4million on Nugent that have four months of babysitting someone else's kid.