Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Still an outsider at 20/1 on Blue Square. They've got O'Neill at 9/4, Mancini at 9/2 and Big Sam at 11/2

Worst possible scenario for us in my opinion. Mourinho will be giving them hell in training between now and Thursday after getting beat and putting in a sub-par performance against their local rivals. They'll come out on Thursday night fired-up and ready to steamroller us infront of their own crowd.

It can stay at half-mast from Wednesday onwards, when our season dies (with a whimper more than likely).

Good point, the player have to have something inside them to want to improve. BTW, how many times did Shola stray offside? Shearer was glowering at him.

Loan him out to a french club. He might be happier back over there if he's with his ill wife & kid. He might even regain some sort of form and resemble a footballer. If we get really lucky someone might give us £1million for him...

Maybe she had a papercut and feared infection. Maybe not.

Quite a range there Rob.

Down, down deeper and down?

anywhere nice ?? 107552[/snapback] Gol's house.

That's dreadful. You really should complain about that.

BBC Sport is choc-full of Liverpoo lovers. They'll probably have Alan Green and Lawrenson commentatiny on it, Hanson spouting on MotD and that god-awful Spooney on 6-0-6. It's like watching a game whilst listening to scousers on Fanzone.

Where is he playing for Villa, on the right?

I think so. Pretty sure there is one in Saltburn too.

Have you had a bump on the head? Next time you see a puck coming, duck.

If they have rugby sevens as an event why don't they have five-a-side footie?

Aye, so the failures say. Passed first time myself but then I'm an ACE driver. I would rebook the test asap if I were you though, sounds like you're good enough to pass no problems and leaving it won't help your confidence. Get straight back in the saddle as they say. 107403[/snapback] I was trying to big up his confidence. To be honest, you do more learning of actual roadcraft after you've passed your test. My brother took about 8 or 9 tests and he does about 60000 miles a year now, no accidents, clean licence.

Small town (in Yorkshire) mentality.

Hello there. I've had tiscali for 3 or 4 years in two different locations and had no probs at all.

Drug test them tbh. 107396[/snapback] Tested positive for deep-fried mars bar.

All the best drivers pass second time mate

On the bright side they probably make you good at interior design and choosing ties

Dunno about converting, but realplayer plays the 3gp format.

Laaaazy journalism. All these 'Newcastle have been linked with' stories are made up bullshit to fill up a few empty columns in the back pages. Until we've got a new manager how can we be lining up anyone? God, I hate the red tops.

A water meter? The stinky-night-beforers don't need an excuse not to wash- they positively revel in their filth.