Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Remind me what that overpaid fat wanker done for us other than shag every lass in the toon he could get his filfthy fat hands on. 76312[/snapback] Had a better goals per game record than Shearer last season. 76775[/snapback] Just remind me how many games he's played in Spain this season?

Luton looked good against the benefits cheats on satdee. Not met a Poolie who has a good word to say about Newell mind. Think he was too fond of the drink and ladies?

What is he, left-back, right-back or centrehalf?

He was alright at Euro96

No, he'd be in Greggs.

Part of a swap deal for Barry?

Care to comment on this one Leazes / Rob? So the jails aren't full and even the little scroats brief expected him to be banged up!

They had to pospone the Hanson/Lawrenson wankfest at half-time. Luckily BBC sport got the chance to show off its bias at full-time

He seems to be the scapegoat round here at the moment. I actually think he's a good keeper, I know one of the boro physios who tells me he's a great lad: good trainer, down to earth, good with the kids. A 'proper' person.

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Grimsby?

Ah, but Whittle doesn't have McKay as his agent

Publicity stunt I presume. Why would liverpool sell and why would he want to go?

I walked (well, ran) past a nightclub in Amsterdam called 'CockRing'

The British public never fail to disappoint me. An anal rapist and substance abuser is cheered into the house as some sort of hero returning to the celeb circle. Nice touch.

Alcoholism, allegedly. 74537[/snapback] Physioroom says 'Hamstring - no return date set' Making Woodgate look like Cal Ripken.

What was his injury when he signed (more than half a season ago?)

Is it right that they've signed up to do a show on Radio2?

Gravesen and Danny Murphy by the end of Jan. [/fingers crossed]

Nice touch

If we finish in the bottom third of the table and he has a good World Cup he'll be off. At this rate he's going to have cost us over £1million per game.

fuck I laughed out loud at that! 73052[/snapback] Ditto 73059[/snapback] Tritto

He has been unlucky, but who wants an unlucky manager? As the season is now effectively dead its time to start planning for the future. I hope Freddie is already sounding out replacements.

Mourinho interviews used to be sharp and witty. Now he's quoting straight out of the Ferguson/Wenger book. So defensive, arrogant and sneering. Shame.

Was unfortunate enough to meet a Liverpool fan on new years eve who told me he was pleased Owen had got injured. He was from Halifax, the glory-supporting cunt.