Ayatollah Hermione

I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt about being a Tory since I have a hard time imagining Paul Heaton being in a band with any of them

Purely in response to Birmingham City’s plans to build a 60,000 seater, I’d imagine. The idea of which is hilarious in its own right

If Villa’s lack of CL qualification means they sail close to the PSR wind, we should be looking at Jacob Ramsey IMO. Rodgers is a pipe dream but Ramsey would be great as a better, more durable Willock

Villa will go full lock for the FA Cup now, you’d think

Lad we know who is VERY Christian as described the succession process as “a bit like the Grand National in that anyone can win”

Champion. Just need to maintain the distance between us, Chelsea and Villa. That home game against Chelsea is looking pretty vital and they have a European trophy to focus on, as well as games against Liverpool and Forest. Let’s hope our manager is well enough to come back for the run in

Luckily I was drunk enough that I can’t really remember much of that so let’s pretend it never happened

With performances like that, you can see how they’d give Liverpool a game

Some of you lot need busier jobs

Liam Bones is a brave name for a man with absolutely no bone structure to his face

Shouldn’t they be worried about their game against Rochdale or Spennymoor or whoever they have on Friday?

Aye, one is playing at the peak of world football and the other one is Jude Bellingham

XG is weird because those momentum bars are so much better at showing the balance of a game

It was done on Sunday tbh. It’s just a case of where in the top 5 we finish

Playing Glad All Over

Outrageous that Tonali plays for us, like. You obviously hope for it with the takeover that you’d get players of his and Isak’s caliber but to actually see it and see them thriving is still surreal. Especially with an actual cup thrown in

One day, one of those corners to Tonali is going to end up with a goal of the season

Was thinking that this co-commentator is talking some absolute dogshit and of course. It’s Chris Sutton

Joelinton avoids his booking, thank fuck. He looks annoyed because I think he reckons he’d get a goal

What’s Burn got booked for there?! For correctly pointing out that this ref is a useless cunt?

Scores the hardest chance

Still time for Murphy to sneak into the Ballon D’Or shortlist?

Incredible motivational tactic from Eddie. Get hospitalised to push the players to greatness

Bloody hell

Absolutely fucking brilliant from Barnes. What a goal from front to back