Ayatollah Hermione

Fancy doing this on a midweek and not a Saturday night when I can fully enjoy it

These are calamitous at the back. Haven’t been anywhere near our best and we’ve knocked 4 past the cunts

Emerson avoiding a booking for diving now as well

A quadruple sub btw That won’t disrupt them further

Deepfake technology can alter what you see in real time.

Fake news. Nobody can prove it

That’s twice Murphy has tried to lob the keeper from about 60 yards. Two times

The one at home against these was pretty bad as well

Strange old half, that. We look constantly dangerous whenever we’re in their half but can’t get out of ours consistently. Rice is quality, like. Whoever signs him will be in the title hunt

Hope that’s the kick up the arse we need

Schar getting a hefty bollocking for three passes to no cunt

Another spice riddled ref

Can see why these are in a relegation scrap, like. This defence

That kind of header for our corner was the kind of thing that our hapless bunch used to do back in the day

If Leicester land on Martin O’Neill then the League has officially jumped the shark

Could see Gordon getting a run-out from the start. His pace will keep Cresswell pinned in

Definitely but I do wonder how relegation could speed things up on the players side. He’d want to be away before pre-season even came back round, I’d bet

Why not simply set the switch to “Good” and not “Evil”? Honestly, what are we paying these so-called experts for?

Would be nice if Maddison had a clause where he can leave for much lower in case of relegation

It rhymes And is a reference to that Weeknd tune, I imagine?

Fish, are they taking on at your workplace? Seems like you’ve got about 55 minutes of free time to every 5 minutes you must work

Apparently these are unbeaten in 5 at home. All runs have to end

TBF, we’ve only started creating chances this season and he’s been injured for most of it Under Bruce, we were lucky if our attackers could tell you the colour of the oppositions keeper top