Ayatollah Hermione

Beef on Netflix. Definitely worth the hype, even if it could have been trimmed to 8 episodes without losing much

I think one of Rice’s underrated skills is his ability to get you up the pitch. He can just glide 40/50 yards with the ball effortlessly

I sincerely doubt that there’s any 12 year olds on there considering their predatory affectations.

I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he’s probably on the wind-up. You’d fucking hope anyway

Aye but Elton John played there last year

I would simply just wear an old pair of trainers, buy the pint, leave my shoe and fuck off home with the glass. Foiled again, mr bar keep

I think that’s the finish of Maxi as well tbh. The hamstring injuries are piling up because of how he played in his early days. All sprints, all the time.

It’s a long term project which is why they’re on their third manager of the season

Will that Everton stadium even be built?

Ah, you mean famous YouTuber Ben Foster?

Fucking insane how they’re 1st and 2nd with over 100 points each

Soulseek is still going strong, somehow. P2P and is class for the rarer stuff without relying on dodgy torrent sites

Aye, their away form isn’t too fantastic. Shame it’s at Villa Park

Football isn’t played on paper

Going away to us and Man City in that run-in is about as hard as it gets atm as well. Brighton are a guaranteed test also. They could well drop a bollock here, especially if Saliba is out for any prolonged period. Their centre halves were shocking today without him

Strange of the Liverpool fans to only be allowed in at 88 minutes

Fuck Arsenal and fuck Arteta, the hypocritical cunt. They’ve got to go away to us and Man City yet as well

Insane how much we get dragged over the coals for “time wasting” when you’ve got Arsenal pulling shit like this. They’ll do anything to not give us credit

I can understand not watching a penalty in a semi-final or a game where the pressure is ramped up but in a home game when your season is pretty much cooked anyway is a strange one

Liverpool an absolute husk of what they were. What a shame

The VAR nerd just zooming in and out on a massively obvious decision to make it look like they’re trying to do their job

I will never forget Rio Ferdinand saying that if Rafa was annoyed at the lack of transfers, he should pay for them himself Just completely deranged nonsense

Webb has set a precedent for sacking refs for less than that Brighton game. Maybe if they keep fucking up, they’ll be forced to hire some good ones through necessity

9 points from these last 3 games is an incredible return, mind. What a squad

Nick Pope, now is not the time to come 25 yards out your box