Ayatollah Hermione

No but they’ll chip in the money for a Twitter Blue Tick

I still think we’re not finishing 4th tbf. Either Kane will just power Spurs through or Liverpool will carve out a good run and we just won’t have the consistency to get over the line. Games like Everton and Leeds away are proper banana skins with them staring down relegation. Only you could see our chances decrease with us winning one of our games in hand though

As for the game, I thought we did enough, especially when you consider we couldn’t change anything in the midfield 3 whereas they had plenty of options. Worried a bit when Traore looked lively early doors but we adjusted well and Burn and Willock combined to give him fuck all. Bruno looked a bit off, if you ask me and he’s continuing to put daft fucking tackles in when he doesn’t need to. Isak continues to look like the real deal, with time and a settled run in the side, he could be seriously impressive next season

You argued with me last week when I said we wouldn’t get over the line

Was sitting in row BB, directly in front of Miggy’s celebration and let me tell you, his eyes locked with mine and they pierced my soul

Dan Burn the current NUFC scapegoat looking at Twitter Why can’t those clowns have a day off?

Schar, Murphy and Isak all in APPARENTLY

This Fulham left back is barely Sunday League standard

I, for one, can’t believe that Man United are struggling when one of their two good players aren’t playing well. And is that the manager getting in the refs ear again? Well, colour be double shocked!

Was thinking that re: their shithousing. That O’Nien put in two reducers and actually kissed a Norwich player in the ten minutes that I watched I’m sure it’s fine when they do it because of *insert delusion here*

Fairly sure I watched the Mitrovic derby in that Irish bar when I was there the first time. Got that bottom one bookmarked though, thanks very much

Can’t say I like EBTG but Ben Watt put out an album in 2016 called Fever Dream that is well worth a listen. Got Bernard Butler on guitar and he pulls from a lot of Tim Buckley style playing and the songs themselves are strong. A good hidden gem

A Google search gave me results for some Irish bar but the article was from 11 year ago We’re heading over at the same time as Spring Fest and we’ve got all of the breweries earmarked so it’s no great loss if I have to watch the match on my phone while getting pole axed by strong lager

Off to Munich in April and we play Everton when we’re there. @Isegrim forgive the ignorance but if you’re from Munich, point me towards where any potential Munich based Mags meet for the soccer. If you’re rooted in the Sudetenland, then disregard

I’m all for striking but skin wouldn’t graft on French air traffic control

Can they not ruin something shite instead? Maybe the entire cast of Strictly Come Dancing could say that food banks are a bad thing or some other benign nonsense that could only possibly rile up out-of-touch gammon shitty arses

If it’s a Western that you’ve watched, I can only assume Calamity Jane was up on the bar singing “I Can Do Without You” a couple of times

Who was dropped for that to happen? Xhaka?

Even one of their local lads who was good enough to play for a top team left them the first second he could

Anyone ever read about The Missing Cosmonauts btw? Basically, the idea that the Russians had plenty of failed attempts before Gagarin got up there for a bit. https://www.iflscience.com/the-lost-cosmonauts-theory-and-the-recording-that-claims-to-back-it-up-63894 I am not lying when I say this video was 9 hours long

Mind, in a covid haze, I watched a 9 hour YouTube video of some kid explaining all of these mad conspiracy, existential and historical theories so I’m not really sure what to believe atm

What’s actually interesting with the Moon landing that, I believe, there’s 9 minutes of missing communication between the lads and NASA. Or it’s never been officially released or something like that. I appreciate that’s vague but Google it

They’ll still find consistency now that they have players back, I reckon. They’re more than capable of winning the majority of their games from here on in. I’d love to think we’ll do it but I think we’ve hit the ceiling and will be canny inconsistent from here on in

It is but Liverpool will win more than us from now until May, sadly