Ayatollah Hermione

If La Liga winning full-back, Kieran Trippier has had an unremarkable career, what does that mean for literally their entire squad?

Manager of the century

Would love to see how “piss poor” the Premier League sides would be if Sunderland went up against them tbh

The McClaren point is very pertinent. Erik the Silly cunt thinks he’s going to topple Man City with that useless cunt as his assistant ffs

Starting at 7 so I’m off to bed now Mind, my posts today have been fuelled by pure adrenaline after beating those bellends

That was it. They asked him about his subs and he fired out with “sometimes you make subs and it goes badly”

Wow, who could have predicted that when Rashford’s purple patch ended that Man United would struggle? Wow, who could have seen that coming? The Dutch Steve Jobs certainly did if you listen to the complete FUCKING BOLLOCKS that he’s firing out with. Tell you what, there’s not a single team you could beat in this league that makes you as happy as beating Man United like. Especially now their manager is a proper cunt again. Could argue Ole is a cunt and you’d be right but he was never a proper manager

I noticed Eddie having a sly dig in the Sky interview by saying something that I’ve forgot now. It was a dig though

The in-game tactics of that useless, turtleneck wearing, fucking bellend in their dugout were embarrassing The extent of his ideas were switching his wingers and taking off his two centre halves. The latter of which worked nicely as Wilson scored a lovely free header as none of their players had any idea who to mark from Trippier’s free kick. I’m sure at some point, Eddie Howe will get some respect as, clearly, one of the best managers in this league but if he has to see off more bang average nonsense like Ten Hag, Potter and Conte along the way, so be it. Once we plug world class players into Howe’s system, which will come in time, we’re going to fucking batter sides. That baldy cunt came for the draw at best today. Fancy appointing yet another loser to the Man United job. Long May it continue as we have the best, hungry young manager in the country paired with the best DOF going. I notice we got referred to as “United” in the Sky package as well. Even they know. When Eddie Howe’s mags are lifting a pot in 2024, Moonface Ten Fraud will be sitting in his Dutch hovel, fixing a flat tyre and still whinging about imaginary fucking time wasting in a game against a side who has eclipsed his rag tag bunch of cunts. Fuck off. Newcastle. United. Will Never be Defeated

Genius from Ten Hag once again to come here, get battered for 45 minutes and massively ride his luck. That’s why he gets the medium bucks

I understand why Howe doesn’t but I’d love to see a Willock-Bruno-Joelinton midfield three at some point this season. Hard to drop Longstaff when he’s done nowt wrong, like

Arsenal will probably take 7 out of 9 in the three games before Man City tbh. They’ve got the title and they can afford to drop 3 points because Man City will be focusing on the Champions League tbpqfhwy

Have you seen Arsenal’s last four fixtures? They’ll fire off 12 points from there now bother IYAM

Grealish’s hair is beyond belief atm like. Looks like one of Beavis and Butthead

Hasn’t stopped Ritchie getting on tbf

That Mudryk for £85 million and an 8 year deal A transfer completely designed to give banter Twitter accounts material for the next 2 seasons. Chelsea have made a massive fucking risk here, like. No promises that Potter actually improves this lot over the summer

Not a chance Klopp is at Liverpool past this season like. They’re absolutely miles off Man City these days and he clearly doesn’t have it in him to build another team. Especially not with us, Arsenal and, potentially, Man United getting their shit together again

“Allowing the players to express themselves”

Lightning fast VAR check when Liverpool have scored

Hopefully, in however many seasons, when it’s us and Man City as the de-facto top of the table rivalry, we can add a bit more bite than this turgid Liverpool/Man City one. “Ooh, look at the great football on display” Would much rather see outright hatred on such an occasion

“These teams have so much respect for each other” is a bizarre reading of what’s actually happening which is Liverpool willingly surrendering the ball to try and steal a 1-0

Liverpool vs Man City on BT is going to be a right conundrum for the commentators. It’s a battle of who can get piped off the most but I think Liverpool might just get the more thorough deep throating

Wor lass is currently watching Yellowjackets and I’m canny fucked off that I have to sit here while I could be watching The Devil’s Hour which was next on my list. It’s all a bit young adult fiction. The Party Down revival was really good, however. Did the original seasons justice and Ken Marino is such an underrated comic actor. Also watched Battle Royale for the first time in a couple of years last night and it’s mental how, when everything is getting remade and adapted in the streaming age, nobody has given this a crack. 10 episodes, get the art style nailed, baby you got a new Squid Game brewing

Of course “Mad Dog” came from Hurst and Co Should have known because of the total lack of humour involved in yet another desperate attempt to start a meme across the fanbase to make up for their imposter syndrome

Reckon John O’Shea was more of a plodder than Wes Brown tbh. He could have only hung about Man Utd so long because he was “versatile” and on a pittance comparatively