Ayatollah Hermione

I’m all for signing a deeper sitting midfielder to push Bruno on but I reckon we can find a better deal on the continent as I imagine we’ll have our eyes ripped out by Man Utd. See the Lingard situation for evidence of that. McTominay does have a fuck load of European experience, mind which I can see playing into Howe’s thinking. I also think Mr Eddie Howe may need heavily convinced to sign European based players unless they’re immediately a huge upgrade ala Bruno, Botman and Isak

His poor wife will be devastated!!

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The MLF diplomacy team will be out in force to forge special connections with whoever is playing. Also, I think the idea of a city hosting the Champions League final is that the actual destination itself is a place that’s desirable to visit

Kane’s ability to get past players is massively underrated as well. He can get himself out of tight spots to get a shot or pass off incredibly well

Went to Blackburn in 2009 as a fresh faced 18 year old and watched us get twatted 3-0 despite looking half decent in the first half while Nicky Butt got sent off towards the end. Sort of set the tone for my other travels tbf. A lot of hope on Andy Carroll’s shoulders, I remember Still never felt we’d go down though…

just in general. Surely they want to be hiding themselves from the cameras as no player, or indeed, sentient human could possibly be impressed by the sight of empty pink seats and a load of rubbish wafting about the shop. Also, I love how in their world, the only knowledge of a club that a player can attain is through watching them on the telly. Like catching a glimpse of Napoli on Channel 4 in 1987 with wonderment. The last decade of football coverage and culture really hasn’t landed on Wearside yet has it?

One for the death pool next year

I think that gives us about 6 people that were in charge of heading up youth academies/recruitment at other clubs all doing it for us now. Phase 2 is going to be very good fun

He hasn’t got a clue is what he’s saying. FWIW, I think Nagelsmann got the Bayern job because of what Bayern have been doing for a decade; poaching literally anyone in Germany that looks good and can threaten their dominance tbh

PL’dYP

They said the exact same thing about League One until they were staring down their third season down there and suddenly it was a bad thing

Just in the uncapped players alone, Willock, Gibbs-White, Elliott and even Solly Bastard March all have an argument to be in over him. And that’s before you get into Ward-Prowse having the kind of season that would justify a call-up and, for the first time, being nowhere near the squad

England have until half time and if they don’t impress me, I’m watching whatever is on Channel 5

Seems like they somehow know where he’s staying so RIP to him in advance

Why did you have to start him off, Ewerk?

Lads, give it a read first

It’s only because there isn’t a flat cap to be seen on his Instagram

Not sure if it’s just my app but you used to be able to check photo reviews on DHGate but that seems to have gone the distance when I last looked. I used to get the tops from there for 5 a side and they were spot on tbh. Only lasted a couple of washes like before all The sponsors peeled off but that could be the case with the authentic ones these days tbh

All very admirable but a couple of injuries/suspensions to some sides and the probabilities go right out of whack.

Hodgson is a total relegation appointment. I know you can make the argument that Watford is a basket club but he was beyond woeful there. They basically have to hit the ground running with their games against the teams around them because, even two losses on the spin there, and they’re right in it. And morale will be rock bottom as it is. Also, can you imagine being a player there, being told Hodgson was leaving two seasons ago so a new manager can bring the club forward, that manager being sacked and the bloke who was apparently holding you back is coming in again Get rid of them

Don’t forget your 17 “cups” of “baking soda”

I think McTominay’s STATS are in a high percentile so I could see Howe being interested in that but he doesn’t really address any real area of concern. We could almost certainly attract better than him from elsewhere. Even if he just acted as a dependable squad member with European experience, he’d be massively overpriced

Ten Hag the genius definitely not riding his luck again

Hope they decide before the 8th of April