Ayatollah Hermione

You can tell that some (most?) watch no football but Sunderland and us. And they view our games through a veil of pure hatred so that doesn’t count. Them only watching Sunderland cam be the only reason that they think their players are worth 50/60 million due to a total lack of reference points

Poor cycling lanes around the city centre so him and his tulip munching pals were inconvenienced

We shouldn’t expect anything else from fucking scab miners tbf

Small time nonsense that deserves a relegation tbh

“If Newcastle want to pway Euwopean footbaw next season, we need a vewy big perfowmance tonight”

While we’re at it

Wonder who comes up with this stuff It’s nearly the end of the season and we’re still keeping it fresh

It says something that the tool made to avoid refereeing incompetence has actually made them even worse. Not a single ref in this country is fit for purpose, outside of Michael Oliver

This trend of sending refs to the telly when they’ve made a right decision is some iron-clad bullshit. Anderson’s goal was about the only decision he got right in that hour or so and they made him overturn it

Time to unleash 4-4-FUCKING-2. Wilson and Isak up top, Bruno and Willock as a bizarre midfield two with Murphy and Maxi on the flanks. 3 points, please

“Injury”

Joe Willock can feel very hard done by with the way he’s played since the World Cup IMO. Especially with Phillips being picked And the FA are wondering why dual-nationals have been going elsewhere. It’s in danger of becoming a very closed shop. I can understand the argument that Italy are a difficult team so he’s picking who he can trust but is he really trying to say that Maguire, Dier and Henderson are still going to be considered by the time 2024 rolls around?!

The grammar

More scintillating stuff on display from them last night. I heard that people were turning away from Napoli’s games in droves to catch a glimpse

How rare has that been this season though? Top teams do that sort of shit regularly

Will be genuinely incredible when Eddie Howe can turn to the bench and introduce some actual quality from a change. The man himself might weep in joy

Are FIFA still “championing” the saving of the environment as well, I wonder?

Is this new one started by that Daz kid on Twitter who responds to people on Twitter with things like “I’ve never seen you at an away game” in an attempt to invalidate their opinion? If so, you can keep it, ta

Tempura Ketsbaia Behave yourself

Father John Misty at the Sage tonight

I was at Hillsborough in 2017 when we were there in The Championship and was amazed that they still had those shitty corrugated tunnels to shuffle you in with. That, coupled with the woefully underequipped concourse left you with the clear impression that the place needed bulldozed and built anew. And that was nigh on 6 years ago

Your lasses flaps!

Absolute spit of Joe Jackson IMO

That’s a fair point. I’d say my actual major worry is that our tendency to draw games is going to rear it’s head a few more times where it shouldn’t