Ayatollah Hermione

How did Dean Saunders get on here again?

I assume he turned down that move to Hull with Darlow in January. I’ve got some bad news about where he’s ending up next season because it’s certainly not the Premier League. I don’t think there’s a Mike Ashley owned club whose transfer policy is “anyone on a free transfer is a priority” in there anymore

Not a chance we’d get anywhere near 7 million for Dubravka. He’s 34, has seen a few injuries starting to pile up and has been completely usurped by Pope. You’re looking at a few million to a European side needing a stop-gap IMO. I’d sell him as well tbf but you’d probably get more for Karius

Pfft, it’s Supergrass or bust.

Palace could be an outside shot IMO. Their form is woeful

You just have to look at Arsenal in January. Trossard and Jorginho probably won’t be there for long but it might just be the injection of quality in the right areas that they need to win the title. We might need players of that ilk to help us Bridge the gap in the short term since they’ll have the nous that a Longstaff or Almiron (just as examples) that don’t

Hark at this one getting snippy. I’ll remember this next time you’re fucking prattling on about hill climbs and kale sandwiches or whatever other nonsense you think will keep you from the early release of death

Just tested positive for this fucker. What a throwback

I think it’s a vaguely interesting stat but, like most numbers in sport, is deathly boring where the real fun is indulging in the failures of those you hate

Fish’s argument here is lessened because he’s clearly only got into stats so he has yet another excuse to fill the servers up with another 15GB of text

Conference League would be a laugh. If only for the rush to get tickets to play the Lithuanian League Runner Ups

I’m not sure it’s so unattainable next season tbh. Our record against the teams around us is pretty good and I don’t see that changing anytime soon, if I’m honest considering we’re going to give everyone a good game. The signings in the summer will hopefully solve the biggest problems which is turning the frustrating draws against the shite into wins. I find it hard to believe that we’ll only lose a handful of games next season like this one but I bet we win more

I always remember him saying things like “I wish we were as well run as Swansea” with a straight face on Twitter when they were in the league. The bloke is a chronic misery

I think we’ll go for a young striker. Isak will be the main man next season, you’d think

It’ll be a couple of midfielders, a winger, a right footed centre half and a left back, I reckon. Maybe a young keeping deputy if we flog Dubravka or Karius. And then a few more young players all over the pitch for the academy

He’s a cracking defender, albeit limited going forward. When I saw Dalot was starting, I felt positive about Maxi against him, especially with his early booking but when I saw Wan Bissaka come on, I knew he’d struggle

Aye. Tried to convince myself that it was a one off game where form went out the window but it obviously wasn’t the case

Also, the idea that Ten Hag is some managerial genius is fucking grating now, like. They’re in good form but entirely propped up by two players ffs and one of them won’t keep scoring forever

I’m fucking gutted this morning like, not going to lie. The game definitely felt like a marking point for some players going into the summer. I wouldn’t be surprised if we had a largely different side this time next year. Saw someone describe it as the last day of Year 11 and that’s about right. Would have been nice for this group to win something before they get washed away by better players but it just wasn’t to be. It probably came a season too early

Tell them to turn the brightness up ffs

BRB, scouting out CTs daughters on that video

Fucking state that those bamps left that square in, man. Fair play to the cleaners but that’s probably a dozen out of how many?

This looks quality. I’ll run it past my lass and almost certainly be met with “but we have to walk up the bank” and it’ll be rejected but I’ll always have my dreams

Happy for you to finally find true love in your middle age