Ayatollah Hermione

Man City acting the cunt there but you have to blame Newcastle’s time wasting antics for causing it

If I had a first born, I’d be sacrificing him to the gods of goals tonight

Aye, I’m gutted that steroid-packed freak didn’t score as my team got beat. Not as gutted as I am to not see him get his 15th PED-enduced muscle tear before the age of 23

We should poach Mowbray from the Mackems, I agree

Did we use all our goals up before Christmas?

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What the fuck was that 2 minute long ramble about Grealish for? I understand that there’s no atmosphere to speak of but surely you can be silent for 10 seconds until something actually happens

They’re shocking like. I notice Rafa used the term “pockets” during half time so now this waste of skin will be using it every five minutes to look clued up

Not really but it seems like you’re watching a different game to every cunt else anyway

Get the point but sit too deep and you’ll never get out at all. We were penned in for a good 10 minutes there. Maybe the high press is the better option

They have some of the best midfielders on the planet, if they want to break the press, they can. You’re on a hiding to nowt against these as they’re good enough to play against whatever you put in front of them. At 1-0, you’re always in it. Keep it there until we make some subs and who knows

Also, imagine wanting a new signing to fail for your club just because he plays in the same position as some headband wearing weirdo you’ve worked yourself into a parasocial relationship with

Aye, seem to be seeing some massive overreactions to this. I get the frustration about us potentially losing a European place due to this dip but howay. Wilson needs dropping though

Never seen a referee break dance in response to a free kick shout before. These English refs are mavericks

Bit of a fucker that but that’s what this lot are capable of in a flash. We need to score next

Just about sums us up in front of goal atm

I can’t be the only one who thinks it isn’t that bad for who we’re playing and what we want to do? Lascelles is enforced so Wilson is the only one that has annoyed me slightly. Not sure I’m going to be crucifying Howe yet. Unless we’re feeling sorry for ourselves, we’ll give a good account of ourselves

Keep it tight, bring Maxi and Isak on after an hour, would be my guess. Incredible loyalty to Wilson, mind. Definitely a more defensive line-up, like. If Maxi isn’t back in at the start for Wolves, then it’s very harsh

I’d definitely be putting Gordon in. His pace on the break could be lethal with the added bonus of him not cutting back onto his stronger foot if he’s down the right

Was going to say Dowie as well but just assumed nobody would touch him after Palace (?) or whoever it was. Nobody except us obviously

Isn’t Hayden’s loan with an obligation? Mind, he’s been perma-crocked since going so if he’s had to play a certain number of games, we’re fucked

Bruce, Warnock, Megson to pick three absolute shitty arses out of a hat

If you signed a highly rated U21 goalkeeper, you could keep Gillespie around since the young kid wouldn’t take up a squad space. And tbf, even Man City’s third keeper is Scott Carson it’s not a position where high quality is required

I’d be surprised. He’s physically shot and, tbh, seems like a bit of a bellend. And he doesn’t have anything near the ability on the ball needed to compensate for the lack of pace. Let’s meet in the middle and send him to Rangers

A Premier League quality central midfielder with about 3 seasons left in the tank who, tbf to him, has a range of passing that not many players have. That’s before you even factor in the January window and Forest’s desperate attempts to survive. The two are in no way comparable. How much did Leicester get for Kasper Schmeichel? There’s your reference point and he’s better than Dubravka