Ayatollah Hermione

Mike Dean will want to go out with a bang but sadly for us, he’s not going to spontaneously combust 😂

You’ve got to wonder if the Frankfurt fans asked for it. If they didn’t want to be clubbed around the neck and head with batons, they wouldn’t have voted leave. Just saying another side of the story

Every time my mother sees him, she asks who he’s breaking those teeth in for

This has to be the result of some committee that needs to out forward new ideas every 6 month or they’re sacked. Every workplace has them, I can’t imagine football is any different.

£12 million for him and Barton and then god knows what Geremi was on a week. 3 players that their respective clubs couldn’t wait to get shot of

I think a lot of people had the wool pulled over their eyes with Allardyce due to a combo of him overachieving with Bolton and the press constantly telling everyone how great he was. Then again, not sure anyone could have predicted he’d react to having money for the first time ever by signing a finished Alan Smith for 7 million or whatever it was

Think he’s bad, I’ve got some Irish channel on and fuck me, you’d think they’d been handed down Kloppaganda. They’re livid that Villarreal are defending and visibly getting annoyed at every Liverpool mistake

Your mask just slipped btw. As if it could any more.

Unfortunately for Fish, he became the stable hand who contracted knob rot from Al Swearengen’s saloon

“Do the anti-woke shit, they’ll love it”

This semi-final is great crack. Hope for similar tomorrow to pagger Liverpool

He’ll have bought some flats near the ground that he’ll be hoping to rent out, man

Fucking mental if it goes to the last day like that. Will be a vintage night on the old EFL On Quest

Nice one. Cheers, Andrew. You can be my chat moderator when I hit the big time

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I’d be happy enough with Pope coming in but I reckon Howe is wanting a keeper in your Ederson mould for the future. Hope we don’t move too quickly in that direction as I don’t think you can discount how important having a solid, if unspectacular, keeper in Dubravka is. He’s not going to pick out defence splitting passes on the counter but he seems have to put a lot of the fuck ups behind him now that Bruce has fucked off

Sweet. How powerful does the PC need to be? Was googling about older consoles through the old Elgato but got conflicting reports. As an aside, is it me or is it fucking impossible to find out concrete answers to things you Google these days? Especially when it now throws up barely relevant Reddit posts.

A little mini Tesla to bring the ball out like it did in the Euros

Weighing up the pros and cons for giving this a bash. PROS: My crack is stupendous Got loads of games Top class shite talker (see point 1) CONS: Got none of the gear And also no idea Andrew, help me out.

A striker of Wood's style gives us a few more options and a bit more tactical flexibility, at the very least. Plus, I reckon he'd have probably known the crack when he signed; I bet he's not expecting to be a Newcastle United regular for much longer than these 6 months or so.

Aye, get every dirty trick in the book learned and thrown at them. Could really do with Saint-Maximin’s stars aligning when we’re on the break

🚨 APPARENTLY 🚨 they reckon a deal for Kalvin Phillips could well be made. Him, Bruno and Joelinton would be fucking shagadelic

Just outright laughing now It would be scandalous if it wasn’t going to wind the Everton fans right up

How the fuck is Carragher on this game btw? Would be like putting Shearer on if we ever play Sunderland again

Everton certainly haven’t got it in them to nullify Christian Eriksen. He’ll have them in tears