Ayatollah Hermione

England winning the Euros on home soil might help it again with the right advertisement. People were even into rugby for a bit in 2003 and that’s beyond fucking shit

Chris Wood’s job next season will be to get us through games in the early rounds of the cups and coming on for 15 minutes for a different dimension up front, I reckon. I’d say he’s good enough for that, at least, bless him. Also, Howe has said that we’re not going to see massive upheaval and transition too quickly so I reckon your crop for next year is the new lad, Wilson and Wood, along with another winger who they’ll expect goals from. Throw in a potential youth prospect (Munoz ) and I think that’s canny tbh. Providing they get the main signing right, like

Mate, the fact that all of us keep it somewhat together is a miracle and the majority of us haven’t had the 18 month or so you’ve had. The fact you acknowledge that it’s destructive at all is definitely a positive in this situation, I’d say.

Death, taxes and CT coming on and twisting about his fucking greed catching up to him

Should give Lewis a game since he is like a cowardly female[\Essembee]

Bringing up Hayden is a good point because I was at my wits end with people telling me he was “useful” He was good for running about a bit. Bruno is what midfielders are supposed to look like.

Think it’s fair to say that he’s a confirmed danger and, if I didn’t have the inkling that he was secretly asexual, I suspect there will be a disgraced fall, involving DMs and dirty language that’s in the post.

[quote] Liverpool are the latest club to show an interest in revolutionary sight training technology that developers hope will take the world of professional football by storm. i detailed how the “Okkulo” is helping to train goalkeepers and improve technique by effectively “training in the dark” and it has been shown to improve ‘keepers when they’ve worked with clubs at League One and League Two level. Liverpool goalkeeper coach Claudio Taffarel paid a visit to the Okkulo facility at Sunderland’s training ground last week, along with Wolves’ Tony Roberts, to see it in action. The system works on the idea that training in low light levels slows down visual processing. To compensate, the brain subconsciously filters out unnecessary movement, helping goalkeepers’ reflexes to speed up, while outfield players report crisper, sharper touches. The Black Cats are the first to have an “on site” facility, which has been used by players returning from injury as well as the club’s goalkeepers. And it is the potential to improve the reaction times of goalkeepers which has piqued the interest of the Reds. Liverpool are renowned for their embracing of new technology, with incoming Sporting Director Julian Ward regarded by football insiders as someone ready to innovate on new sports science developments.[/quote] Training in the dark to save on the leccy.

My lass is desperate for us to do Glastonbury next year and I’ve told her it’s one of those luxury tents with space heaters and showers or it’s nowt. “The festival experience” of sitting in your own filth and holding in a shite for 2 days at a time because the toilets are like an abattoir holds no appeal. Get me away from those scruffy bastards.

Whoever makes the funniest face on those team photos. So, Jason Tindall.

I’d take a punt on Rashford over Lingard, all day. Genuinely think a move away from that place would rejuvenate him

If I could be reincarnated with one super power, it would be the ability to fail upwards. McClaren somehow wrangling a job back at Man United after a decade of abject, embarrassing, failure. Football is ridiculous

Burnley could well beat Wolves who will be playing in their flip-flops. Probably ones with sequins embedded in, the Portuguese are mad for sequinned clothes

That picture is absolutely perfect for that lot, these days Just thinking of how absolutely fucking gutted that mackem was with his free ticket as we took the lead. Fuming that he couldn’t go back with a load of made-up stories about crowd revolts and booing after a loss

Plenty money saved from tax dodging all these years

This is why I wanted a catch-all thread. I was going to get Rayvin to publish the list in hardback using the Patreon money

Was the little trust fund bloke the fourth or fifth owner that successfully pulled the wool over their eyes? I can’t keep up

My word, have everyone’s spectacles just fogged up?

Mad to think we still have Trippier and Wilson to come back into the team I sometimes forget that we have one of England’s first choice right backs

Here you, anybody have whereabouts information on the sliver of face you can see in between HRH Bruno and Richard Fairbrass? Come forward, you’ve nothing to worry about

Poor fucker looked suicidal after Cambridge and look at him now. Also, we have Dan Ashworth coming in to sort out the academy, the scouting and training ground yet Finally, a reason to eat healthy scran

Stopped clocks and all that

Wor Flags better have a gigantic fucker with his face on planned for the last home game of the season

FYEO will be getting some cash tonight. Some stripper will be going home with the equivalent of a postcode lottery win

I really hope that stat gets brought up again because, not only are we going to survive, we’re going to blitz beyond that in a way that has made a very mockery of THE NARRATIVE itself