Ayatollah Hermione

I’m going for Dinner Time at 10/1

“Dos more duck pizzarinos?”

Aye, I’m genuinely excited about what he can do with a summer of spending. Especially considering how well he’s identified the players he needed for this specific challenge and how well they’ve been integrated and put into the team. The likes of Burn and Targett look like they’ve been here for years. Fair play to him for going with Almiron tonight too. I think most would have picked Murphy to play on the right for, practically, the full match but I thought Almiron had his best game for us in at least 18 months.

I missed Goodman commentating on Wood’s goal by saying that we just about deserved it for our performance in the first 70 minutes The first 70 minutes of a 90 minute game. The bitter mackem twat

This is Fish’s origin story

There’s no way a man goes to his gaffer and asks for Bruno G and Trippier if he’s planning to keep things tight and be conservative in the future. Eddie Howe is a man who, I’m happy to confirm, will be fucking going for it next season

Few more like Bruno in the summer and we could well enjoy next season

The old pretend limp again

If Pedro Neto scores 10 more goals, he becomes Pedro Tesco

Get Dummett on for ASM. Bit of tough man management

What a mental League. You can just largely write off the first half of the season, go for it in the second and almost scrape Europe

The bassist from The Strokes just runs around tripping people up. 35 million

Eee my life, Allan. Can take his fucking wank ludo game or whatever it is and fuck off

Schar with a contender for worst free kick of the season just to round it all off

I’m starting to wonder if his decision making is actually that bad or if he knows the right decision and wilfully choose the wrong option for the crack.

Starting to think Joelinton as the new Vieira may have been a purple patch He’s having a fucking shocker

I’ve had enough of Saint-Maximin now, like. As Stringer Bell would say, he’s giving us far too many 10 degree days

They can spot that well enough though

The weight and angle on some of these Bruno passes have been exquisite. Almost like he plays for a Brazil team that is nailed on favourites for the World Cup

Truly, the best of us. Fucking hellfire

Going to buy this and rent it out to serial killers

Burnley have won 4 games all season. Literally none of their games are "winnable" for them in any way shape or form.

Aye, Lampard is just the successor to the likes of Bruce, Hughes etc. He’ll continue to get jobs for years because of his name and how much his mates on the telly will deflect the blame for him

Do they still claim Bobby Robson was a secret MLF? Or is mocking his cancer still their default position like it was in 2008?

Not much sign of Dele Alli either. Funny, I thought they had a great transfer window?