Ayatollah Hermione

Looks like a bit longer before we can rob teams out of well-earned results

Two bookings in three minutes too

I reckon it’s odds on that Wykiki gets told off for screaming abuse at the telly off their lass at least 5 times a match.

He should have tried elbowing it in, the gaunt cunt.

Spending a good two minutes checking an offside though

That’s an elbow to the face, a kick to the head and a stonewall penalty if you’re keeping track. But Mason Mount is annoyed that he can’t just fall over and get a free kick

More sterling refereeing This time a booking for Murphy after Ziyech’s 8th dive of the day

We’ve been the better team, I’d say. A lot of this Chelsea team aren’t too keen on having the ball.

Expecting Havertz to be hooked in due course. He’ll be kicked to fuck off the lot of them now

VAR won’t have the bottle to send a Chelsea player off for that

I would ask if any of their new signings are playing but nobody has any clue who plays for Watford.

Matt Targett started really well again

These are so skint, I’m surprised they’re buying so many fouls!

Warnock is that thick he probably thinks that if he’s covering a game for the radio, he has to listen to it, not watch it

I don’t think it’s THAT bad. We probably wouldn’t have had much of the ball either way and I’d resigned myself to this being the end of the run regardless so keep them for Everton and twat them about the shop.

Like how we’ve all been saying “we’ll do these” and then you look at their team and the sobering reality kicks in

I think you’ll find that this is Mike Dean’s world and we simply all live in it upon his whims

Seems like it’s worked out perfectly which is a refreshing change for our loanees. Still not giving Shola credit though, it’s all by chance

Can you imagine if he actually got the Man United job? “Seems very unfair to me that PSG can line up with Mbappe AND Messi? Are UEFA not going to look into this?”

On the other hand, Everton going down is objectively the funniest possible outcome so I’m rooting for Burnley

I love when they try and get profound.

Joker Mackem, more like

Easy access to their pills, makes sense to me. The bum bag’s practical uses have long been ignored, I say.

Can’t see Willock getting in ahead of the midfielders we’ve got at the minute. Bellingham, Rice, Phillips, Mount and all the rest of it are streets ahead of him tbh.

“Hassenbitch”