Ayatollah Hermione

I’m glad Schar is getting a deal, he’s looked reborn under Howe. Shelvey, I can take or leave but if it’s a year extension to his current deal, that’s about right, I’d say. If this is how his performance levels are going to maintain, he’s worthy of a spot in the squad. Even if Bruno and whoever comes next eventually usurps him

Hope he picks out someone like Lamptey to slide right in like he did at Brighton. Apparently he knows all the academy prospects inside out from his time at England

the sheer disparity between womens football teams is something else, like. Was this what the World Cup was like for the men in 1938?

Surprised he didn’t jump in and join in, the big rugby cunt

He also said he wasn’t going to bullshit anyone so he’s also swearing to pretend he’s serious

Does he still spend all game twisting on if he doesn’t get a tap-in laid on for him?

I gave the decision to send him down there some pelters but it seems like he’s running the show for them atm. Could well come back with a proper swagger about him

The McDons take the lead

Plays this football game right and she’ll soon be worth a bomb

Got to hope that Mrs Howe is preparing a great bit of rumpy pumpy for the main man tonight. He’s earned it

Good result, especially in fucking terrible conditions. I thought Murphy was excellent in the first half and Burn and Targett were very good throughout. Keep the run going against Brentford next and we’re laughing. It’s imperative that we get Manquillo back soon at right back though, fucking hell

Krafth just letting Antonio run the better part of 45 yards without a challenge there

Creased laughing at the thought of Jeff Hendrick trying to do what Howe asks of his midfield

Thanks, Declan.

Changed my mind, the thick cunt

I don’t dislike Krafth as a pro because he always tries but fucking hell, he’s nowhere near good enough to play in England

Remember, there’s a fine line between wanting a player to start because you think he’d improve the team versus just wanting to see a new signing in action for the first time. A lot of the Bruno clamour is the latter, I’d say. The minute that one of that three drops a bollock, he’ll be in.

The kid getting the Stone Island badge in

I’m so happy that Swamp Thing has done exactly what I’d hoped This is going to end in him and Donald having a Twitter Barney, I can see it from a mile off

My mate has also stayed in that hotel I think you two might be the only ever patrons

I know it’s beating a dead horse but can we find some quotes from Bruce about Joelinton and compare and contrast?

Don’t go too wild with it

Would be fucking hilarious if he rocked up here piss taking aside, I think he’s generally quite well-regarded as a youth coach and such

Hope she’s not getting a job on the scouting team