Ayatollah Hermione

Wonder if we can enter the World Cup

Sorry to hear your news, Renton. Gan canny and fingers crossed 2022 is a good one for you

Lampard will probably get them going forward since his Chelsea side were good fun but fucking hell, they had Kante screening a back four that had James, Zouma and Tomori in it and they still let goals in the bucketload. Wait until Micheal Keane and John Godfrey (or whatever he’s called) are left facing the counter every week

I assume it’s a stripper suit that can be ripped off in times of need/want

Thought Hayden had a half decent season the year we came up but he’s never really improved much past those initial 2 years. Had that bizarre period where him and Sean Longstaff both had purple patches and they played Man City off the pitch but otherwise, he’s the dictionary definition of Championship utility man. I could definitely see him bouncing around promotion challenging sides, doing a job in midfield or full back.

If anything, his derby record at Sunderland made me like the bloke

Sacking Pochettino and appointing Mourinho to undo all of the good work he did has been one off the best feel good stories of the past decade

The hike in the energy bills was a sobering fucking email last night, like. Fucking hell

He needs to get back here and tell us if aliens exist, pronto. They’ll know the crack

Fingers crossed for another one

Should play Longstaff anyway, tell the fucker to impress Everton if he wants to move there so much

After Life has always been shite, much like Gervais has been since 2002. I have spoken. TBH, think I watched the first season of After Life and found it acceptable, if a bit confused as to what it wanted to be. Still can’t stand Gervais and his unfunny patter and boring schtick though

So, by my quick maths, that means he played about 15/16 games wide left which is more than enough sample size

Getty Images was a great player for Arsenal

That URL is ridiculous nothing like getting to the point

Fucking get in. Now we’re really seeing what Saudi money gets you

I’m not having Wood being called immobile compared to fucking Mitrovic the kid plays like he’s got a fridge on his back

Willock being further forward and making runs into the box behind Wood seems like the best use of him. At least, that seemed to be the idea last year in the brief moments where you could discern what Bruce’s plan actually was

Aye, I’d say what we paid for Bruno is pretty much what the going rate is for a player that’s rated as he is

The Michael Jordan send-up has done me in What a club, man. Haven’t checked RTG but I’m going to assume that he alone is better business than anything we’ve managed?

If Targett linked up well with Grealish, I wonder how he’ll do with Saint-Maximin, a man who wants to be a flamenco dancer 90% of the time and passes the ball once every 3 games

Wake up tomorrow morning and start convincing Botman for the summer

Fucking hell, I give up

Does anyone know what position the “very highly rated, definitely not an attempt at a shit joke from Mike Ashley” Santiago Munoz plays? Just in case Crook Town need any players

Yet another strong outfit that we’re loaning lads to