Ayatollah Hermione

I really hope he’s up front next week

Nice idea with the charity donation, chaps. Maybe we could name it after Deano

That has nothing to do with anything, just wanted to see if I could find a very stupid GIF

Lingard flashing his knickers once again, I see. Time to force a move, Jesse. You dirty slut

No transfers without his approval just like at Chelsea when the top bollocks spent a fortune on players he didn’t want.

Only McDonalds I’ve had in about 3 year was when I was particularly hungover and they could deliver me food adjacent produce in about 15 minutes. And I can say that it lined my stomach sufficiently so that I could go for a mender. Tasted like cardboard like but needs must

Remember when Pardew was calling Cabaye a “quarterback”? What a chopper

The amount of decent crosses that we fizz across goal only to have nobody coming in will be a dream for a Nketiah tbh. Kids a proper poacher and, if we do go down, he will RIP the piss out of the Championship

The clubs we send our kids to btw Someone will be at Heaton Stan next

Could definitely see us biding our time with Lingard and putting a “Take it or Leave it” bid in at about half 9 on Monday night

Maybe that’s the MSM that Gloom works for

When’s the last time we had a player with such a pronounced goatee, I wonder

Where were you hanging round to meet these lasses?! Next stop, Newcastle races to get a goer who screams tips for the 15:20 on her vinegars

24 Aye, right.

Mind, Neil Young is off there now so I’m going to need to dust off the old illegal download skills

Might be of interest if you use Spotify, mate. Saved it months ago and haven’t actually got round to exploring it properly but seems like it’s a lot of Chicago House, Balearic sounds and even a bit of synth and sophisti-pop put in for good measure

I think Phillips is a cult hero down there more than anything else

Spotify’s playlist feature means that I’ll stick with that considering it has some pretty obscure old singles and b-sides that people are collating into long playlists. I assume Amazon has pretty much everything you’d want though and if you have an Echo, it’s a piece of piss to listen to anything. No idea about the standalone app though

If Bruno is as good as they say, i honestly think that could be enough, along with another centre half. You just have to look at how the signing of Cabaye took the team from mid-table nowt to punching around Europe. When he wasn’t in the huff anyway. Demba Ba helped as well, like but my point still stands. Someone to help us retain possession for longer than 20 seconds would be a luxury

Wonder why they called him that

I believe you’ve went right instead of left when you were picking the correct topic here

Not to take away from helping the main man, £50 million valuation on a player that they don’t even play sums up modern Man United tbh. What a basket case club

Probably John Carew’s penalty coming back to orbit

I assumed because it was yellow and stringy

Can play as a striker for the last five minutes as well. Should fit him with a side car for Fraser to sit in