Ayatollah Hermione

Don’t have any confidence in us to have two good games in a row

Wonder how much of it is because the players just don’t like Everton. Making Pickford look a tit again is motivation enough for anyone.

Could tell that Jones had more of an input considering Wilson was making his runs by cutting in from the outside for a change instead of being asked to chase hoofs into the channels from a standing position on the halfway line. If Bruce knew that was how to play him, you’d think he’d have tried it before now.

I think Willock is decent and will give us the legs in midfield but it hardly sets the pulse racing and is another short-term solution to a long term problem.

Reminds me of the graffiti in The Forth’s bogs that just said “CHARVAZ WHO BUCK BACK:” but there was no names listed sadly

“Look at the pace, Jizz looks like he’s been shot out of a cannon”

And fuck Pickford, the little quim. All at sea for both of Wilson’s goals and got completely done when he hit the post. Little shithouse. Ive been on the Asahi all day

Graeme Jones’ Gegenpress Mags

Banzai! Absolutely mental how that was on the telly just 15 years ago. As for films, this is a periodic reminder that Heat is on Amazon Prime and it is still class.

Getting back to Robert Fripp, his and Eno’s Evening Star is good

And I thought the comparisons with Carver only stretched as far as his incompetence, alcoholism and massive gut

I mean, it’s just too easy, this one

That would be very sage advice if it applied to us in any way. Mind, imagine completely losing all of your integrity as a journalist in the eyes of fans everywhere over Steve Fucking Bruce How hard up can you be as a journalist to only have him as a trusted source?

Can anybody see us beating any of the teams below us?

Would swap King for Ritchie tbh. A much better option than Carroll and Joelinton

I’ll take dull if it means competent. Our current attempts at a back five have saw us look like a mad wife’s shite

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1835173950/amp

And here’s me being quite happy with my new posh food processor.

Aye. Kind of thing I used to drunkenly Shazam in the Tanners after 9 pints

Cost us 250k to get Graeme Jones in. He’s definitely going to be the next manager after that outlay, isn’t he?

Signing a player on loan tomorrow apparently. Hope it lives up to the lofty standards of last January

All true but not a chance we finish 17th with 19 points since I can’t see Bruce picking us up any more.

Ten minutes of positivity surrounding the usual dreck. Not to excuse him but maybe with fans, we keep pushing after we scored the equaliser but probably not. Still shite, still on a downward slope and still needs shot.

Did you know we had a COVID outbreak? So did Villa who comfortably handed us our arses on a plate but we’ll ignore that.

Clinging on to this top flight job since he knows it’s his last one before disappearing back into obscurity