Ayatollah Hermione

Didn’t CT once says that his hero was his old gaffer as well? Everyone listing elite athletes or noteworthy family members and he fires out with his supervisor at DFS

Does that little slimy cunt pretend he supports us as well?

Sheffield United have just won their first game in 18 attempts tonight and I’d swap managers with them in a heartbeat. That’s how turboshit this obese cockend is

Comfortably the worst football I’ve seen anyone play. Never mind us.

We’ll go down at this rate. When was the last time we scored from open play? Teams below us improving as well.

Bruce whenever it cuts to him on the touchline is a figure of inspiration as he offers no encouragement or ideas.

Bruce is a very lucky man that there’s no away fans being served this up. Then he’d know criticism.

This will be 2/3-0, no bother

Getting played off the park by the worst Premier League side ever

I once had lasagne and chips at about half 8 in the morning after a heavy night in Spain and it was a godsend tbh

Is this a bad time to mention that I’m getting mine on Thursday since our company is technically under the healthcare banner? Hard lines, teachers.

Wor lasses second appointment has just been cancelled so I wouldn’t get too happy just yet Wonder how many 12 week deadlines this lot will miss.

The Mercedes vs Ferrari hoolie battles at Silverstone were propa nawty last year

He’s got you confused for Joe Rogan.

When does she turn 18? Just for the purposes of any hypothetical future posts

I’m telling you, VERTICAL FARMS. Add in temperature controlled biospheres and we’re set

Aye, I’m not aware of your situation but talking always helps and other people having problems doesn’t invalidate your own in any way. Hope you continue to get better news about your laddie as the days go on, mate

Class performance from Crawley but when Leeds are shit, they’re really really shit.

Christ, whenever she hears it now, it must send her west. PTSD in the bread aisle in Tesco.

Carroll will need about 3 month off after this effort.

Gayle for Joelinton feels like an obvious change. Murphy on to track Saka back as well as put some decent early balls in.

“Good shape” says Danny Murphy about a team that has already let 5 shots on goal

Why do we never have anyone defending the edge of the box? All the defence get sucked into the box and the midfield never drop. How many times?!

Joelinton just got knocked on his arse when trying to outmuscle Willock

Funny how social media is now banning Trump as soon as the left is going to have ultimate control over them. Strange. Probably a coincidence.