Ayatollah Hermione

Saw Hendrick lose a header with himself and knock it off to watch Taskmaster instead

Hate to agree with Fish but Zaha and Saint-Maximin being missing robs this game of the only flair it’ll have. Instead, we get Cahill and Lascelles colliding like Godzilla and Mothra every time there’s a set piece.

Even then, all he had to say was something along the lines of resting him so he’s fresh for the busy Xmas and he can’t even manage to say that

Could be anyone in there with a waxwork Maradona head. I’m not buying it. I’ll be taking this to R/Conspiracy make no mistake

Bruce is doing the job of flogging him on for profit nicely though so Ashley will be happy with that.

Im applying for this, like. About 7 out of those 10 points are on basically every job posting. Surprised they didn’t ask for people who can work independently but also in a team

Like something birthed from one of those barely conscious Facebook fan groups

Why haven’t they released pictures of the body? Shades of Bin Laden if you ask me

“how should we stand against racism?” ”how about we all advertise ourselves on telly?” ”sorted, see you later”

The lowest R Rate as well, what a group of spectacular cunts.

Fuck right off Wraith’s face on the front as well, what an embarrassment. Not to mention the actual “quality” of the photoshop work found within. Anyone purchasing that should have their details forwarded to some special branch of Yewtree. Like a SEAL Team designed for catching wrong uns

How on Earth he survived this long on the mountains of cocaine he had daily is a miracle.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be offering myself up for clinical trials up and down the length of the country

Nice of COVID to take a week off at Christmas

I think Carver’s stint as manager may have been worse but at least that was brief and, if we’re giving him any slack whatsoever, he had a much poorer set of players than this complete joker. I dread to think who his replacement would/will be.

I read somewhere that Fulham are currently on course to stay up with 17 points. The lack of ability in Sheffield United’s squad is finally being exposed, West Brom and Fulham are complete failures and Burnley shot themselves in the foot by refusing to freshen up the squad. Out of the 4, I’d say Burnley and Dyche are probably the most likely to find some form and stay up but if he walks, they could easily drop. Obviously losing Jeff Hendrick was a major blow.

The win over Everton probably kept us up already since that bottom 4 doesn’t seem like they’ll string two wins together at any point. The most wide-open league in years with regards to continental qualification and we’re still in the mid table mire, Christ

I feel a deep sadness when I see everything associated with that desperate display. Like when you see those chained up bears on the telly

Not sure that one made it out of Bernie Taupin’s notebook

National pride. I’ll take my chances with 70% and my bulldog spirit will make up the other 30%

Fuck me, Fulham are a total waste of space.

Gerrard or bust tbqpfhwytbh

I’ll cover the other base and email Vince McMahon, just in case.

Even Pardew had the odd run where he’d put together some competent 90 minute performances. Joe Kinnear’s sides had slightly more of an attacking impetus. Can’t attack, can’t defend, players constantly unfit or injured but he had a couple of decent results at the start of the year so he’s in for the season.

Would have had to get anywhere near him first