Ayatollah Hermione

I read somewhere that Fulham are currently on course to stay up with 17 points. The lack of ability in Sheffield United’s squad is finally being exposed, West Brom and Fulham are complete failures and Burnley shot themselves in the foot by refusing to freshen up the squad. Out of the 4, I’d say Burnley and Dyche are probably the most likely to find some form and stay up but if he walks, they could easily drop. Obviously losing Jeff Hendrick was a major blow.

The win over Everton probably kept us up already since that bottom 4 doesn’t seem like they’ll string two wins together at any point. The most wide-open league in years with regards to continental qualification and we’re still in the mid table mire, Christ

I feel a deep sadness when I see everything associated with that desperate display. Like when you see those chained up bears on the telly

Not sure that one made it out of Bernie Taupin’s notebook

National pride. I’ll take my chances with 70% and my bulldog spirit will make up the other 30%

Fuck me, Fulham are a total waste of space.

Gerrard or bust tbqpfhwytbh

I’ll cover the other base and email Vince McMahon, just in case.

Even Pardew had the odd run where he’d put together some competent 90 minute performances. Joe Kinnear’s sides had slightly more of an attacking impetus. Can’t attack, can’t defend, players constantly unfit or injured but he had a couple of decent results at the start of the year so he’s in for the season.

Would have had to get anywhere near him first

Me and you if this back chat continues, cowboy

Apparently this kicks off in half an hour?

I think I have you, T-Dog. I have a horrible feeling that wor lass has bought me the wrong FIFA since she's an idiot but if she pulls it out of the bag, I'll join in if there's cross play with PS4.

Ayatollah and Meenzer pictured earlier

Anyone seen Miley Cyrus' latest incarnation. Going for the 80s glam metal/Debbie Harry look and let me tell you, she’d get a prime slice of the ol' Ayatollah's beef

The main man myself. It’s also my PSN name if anybody wants laced at literally anything in the near future

I will karate chop you with elite precision if this lip continues

Crust Social in Tynemouth is top drawer for pizza. Doing takeout at the minute but the bases are outstanding and you can tell it’s all good quality ingredients. Was 20 quid for two pizzas and two bottles of lager on Saturday and I’m tempted again this weekend.

Christ. The Fish’s House: Where The Fun Never Starts

I’d rather watch Mo Farah do one of his big long runs and I usually just watch the last 2 laps or so of them. Even during the Olympics when I’ll watch 4 hours of archery.

I can’t tell if this is a serious post or some reference to a tweet that I’ve missed.

Not to try and compete with HMHM in the “Dangerously Incompetent Workplace” game but one of the supervisors has taken it on herself to shout at whoever isn’t wearing a mask on the floor while not wearing hers in the shared office. When asked about this and also, why the place isn’t being regularly sanitised, no answer was given. It’s an absolute miracle that we’re not all riddled.

Got the PS5 coming on Thursday and yes, I'm aware I'm an idiot for buying a console on launch day but on the other hand, I can't actually go out and do anything so balls to you. Anyway, got Valhalla to tuck into and will be giving Bugsnax and Astro's Playroom a good blasting too. By Thursday, I'll probably have bought Miles Morales too so I can answer any questions you may have (if I can be arsed).

Hope it's a scene akin to when nonces are getting escorted to prison from court. Complete with some lunatic booting the side of the van.

“We have finally made a sale to some pissed up knacker in the North East”