Ayatollah Hermione

Who hung around for longer after outgrowing the U23s? Vuckic or Sterry?

Pubs opening on the 4th. #WelcomeSecondSpike but also #WelcomeHaircut

I would like to say that when the calls for Dyche to be #cancelled for assembling an all-white squad in 2020, that I noticed it first.

It’s mad that Murphy and Neville get airtime to spout whatever bullshit they think of on the spot. Unless there’s some kind of “dour, brain dead gorm” box on a diversity sheet somewhere.

Mandy is looking a bit rough, like. Not often you see people get so much work done that they transform into a Punch and Judy puppet but she’s accomplished it

Safety confirmed (basically). Now let’s win the cup

I say give all of our strikers 20 minutes each and see which one is the least shite.

It’s hard to imagine someone continuing to be such a prick in every single interaction considering he’s made to look a right tit all of the time but he’s pulling it off.

I laughed at Bowen yesterday. Nothing he did but at Hull, he was used as a shadow striker, sometimes the main man and was given license to get as many touches of the ball as he could and at West Ham, Moyes has just shunted him out wide where he’s hardly in the game. Pure Pardew.

Reckon the only time I’d find acceptable would be about 1-2 on a Saturday afternoon before it all goes west. Couple of quiet pints and then fuck off sharpish. Anyone going on a Friday/Saturday night is a lunatic.

Not having anything from a man who refuses to watch prime era Simpsons tbqpfhqytbh

Great value from Keane. He needs to realise that this is Man Utd’s new reality for the foreseeable though. Paying mental money for decent centre halves and being surprised when they struggle

Norwich are truly shite. Would still Pukki and Buendia as options in the glorious Saudi revolution though

Q2. Do you know it’s 2020?

How do we have four players injured after a 100 day layoff?

Will be a shame that we have to cancel Eurovision because the Americans have ruined something AGAIN but that’s how it goes.

If this is you saying your ITK has said it’s off, I demand clarity.

David Luiz What a return.

Even more glaring that VAR didn’t give it tbh. Their streams must be buffering.

Because the keeper kept the ball in play, VAR could have called it back and given it.

Unreal How did VAR not pipe up? It’s taken half an hour for that to be a total fucking shambles again.

What a fucking shit poem that was.

Fucking hell.

John Salako is persona-non-grata round here after he dared reject Kevin Keegan.

Actually, lads, I think you’ll find a 3 month long saga, involving digital piracy, government intervention, season ticket money leaving supporters in limbo and a complete lack of clarity from anyone is actually run-of-the-mill for takeovers.