Ayatollah Hermione

The Grim Reaper must have misunderstood when he asked for a long rest!!

This has Ashley attempting to force a resolution written all over it tbh.

I see around 200 deaths per day is acceptable to these cunts. Let’s get things back open

Imagine driving around in that NonceMobile

Documentary Now! On Prime is a pro-watch. Bill Hader and Fred Armisen lampoon every documentary type under the sun with laser precision. The episode about the sign spinner getting shot had me buckled and then I discovered John Mulaney wrote it and it all made sense.

The minute Yedlin lets a 5 yard pass roll under his foot because he’s too busy thinking about how he’s going to queue outside of End when it has a midnight Nike launch.

Bells [/CT]

I play GTA and pretend I’m a serial killer, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Maybe when you’ve all finished picking up Magic amulet cards, you can pick yourselves up some mates.

If Pokemon make Pikachu beige out of respect to the Chinese, I’ll be the first to riot.

I don’t think they’re after some sort of practical solution, just that the wider world become more aware of the nuances around them. The end goal isn’t having their own toilet.

Jesus Christ. Can just imagine them doing various takes and picking the most sickeningly dramatic one to look at their most thoughtful

Fuck sake, I need a new username, then.

Which one of her skin-deep characters has she retrofitted as transgender in a hollow attempt to sell her books to a new generation this time?

If the wider world had any knowledge of you, you’d have been cancelled long ago

If WWE can forgive Chris Benoit for murdering his wife and child in a concussion and steroid induced rage, surely we can forgive comedians using the language of their day

Johnson is definitely blotto, here

Knew it. Soft as shite.

Gemmill, I bet you haven’t got the bottle to put all £800 on Leeds getting relegated next year

The most vital rapper alive does it again.

As for removing comedy that is offensive by today’s standards, I can see the argument but I think it’s generally more important to leave things like that in view as an education tool. I’m not saying we should have Little Britain replayed at prime time on a Friday night but culture moves and is defined by the reactions to what has went before it. Learning why those things were offensive and learning how to be better in the future is a far more important way to live life than burying your head in the sand and pretending you’ve been woke all along. Like, yes, Apu in The Simpsons was a heavily stereotypical character but if anyone says they actually never laughed at the episode where Homer works in the Kwik-e-Mart because they knew it was racist all along is doing more harm than good and is as blinkered as the turbo PC Police.

My favourite responses to those kind of things are always from the white people who try to argue that they know more about racism than the black person saying it.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/league-one-ended.1519821/post-31815866 They’re such, bitter sad bastards

Looking at RTG, Wycombe have been morally unjust by voting not to play the season out from a playoff position If the roles were reversed, they’d be fucking cock-a-hoop at the league ending as is

And completely fucked financially, I imagine.