Ayatollah Hermione

I love their deranged responses to anything they don't like. Or anything that is even a mild inconvenience.

Could work

Aye, absolutely no practical concern that she raised will have even been thought about once by this lot

Went to ALDI yesterday and they've completely abandoned all pretence of prevention. Nobody on the door monitoring numbers, nobody adhering to social distancing, hardly any tills open. It's like the British Public will only stick with something for a week and then chuck it away. A nation of kids.

"Heroes" i.e. let's push a narrative in which these workers are showered with plaudits from the public to distract from how much the government are royally shafting them in every way that matters.

There’s the kiss of death.

This is the Fop argument of football takeovers.

Can’t be arsed with it now. Let’s just stick with crippling boredom and shit players.

Will be some explaining needed when he gets the virus for real, this time.

Craig Hope reckons it could cause another delay Fuck me

Aye, showing the England games on ITV4 and the others on ITVHub. Laid out like the tournament itself so three games tomorrow.

Anyone watching Euro 96 on ITV4? The opening ceremony is starting and it really was a much simpler world

Yedlin go fast, he kick ball at full-backs shin, repeat. Would rather have the bastard Road Runner bombing down the right hand side.

my hot scoops are not even going noticed now.

There's something very comforting about .com still being the undisputed trusted source after a decade or so of Twitter nonsense

Wonder what’s kept that working age percentage down

Look, you can't expect clarity from someone in a pre-recorded video that you definitely can't go back and rewrite and reshoot

It's been 6 weeks

"It's not political" is a very convenient narrative for the government to push to try and deflect any blame. You'd have to be fucking thick to lap that up but here we are.

Literally everything is political, hope that helps

Fucking hell, this government. How many waves of this do you reckon we’ll see?

I look a bit like that when I'm modelling our home kit out the back tbh

They all look the same

Seeing some of these street parties last night, it’s hard not to expect another high death toll in about two weeks time.