Ayatollah Hermione

https://timstwitterlisteningparty.com/ Not sure if anyone has seen this but Tim Burgess, he of spectacularly bad hair and Charlatans fame, is having Twitter listening parties for albums where everyone streams/plays the albums and the artists and people associated with it livetweet along. A different way to experience some good stuff.

I’m laughing thinking about how quiet Charnley must have been in that Premier League meeting today. Staring into the camera like Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan being rumbled.

“peggett” is the name I give to to the implement wor lass uses on special occasions.

All getting a bit boring this now. Someone needs to sort it.

Soft bastards.

Ban this sick filth

Aye, we better not get anyone who hasn't won a trophy. We don't want this recent spell of trophy success to end.

I’m sure you’ll agree, I’m coming off the worse in this situation.

Not being told what’s happening is a bit of a cunt move from Ashley tbf but I can’t say I have much sympathy for Bruce. He knew fine well what he was signing up for.

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2020-04-29-uk-devs-to-give-thousands-of-games-to-nhs-staff Someone with an NHS email who isn't arsed about this, please sign up and give me access. Thank you.

They're not trying to win cups and trophies straight away though. Everything that's been said is that they're going to spend big but there's an absolute fortune that needs to be spent on facilities, scouting and everything else that goes into making a successful team first. You'll need hundreds of millions just to catch up to everyone else as far as they're concerned. Pochettino is clearly talented enough to win trophies anyway iyam. Has a pretty excellent record of improving younger players too which is ideal as far as the Longstaffs are concerned since there was a genuine worry that they'd never get anywhere under Bruce.

Aye, I’m baffled by the idea he did at a bad job at Spurs, like. Robson didn’t do a bad job here based on his final season.

If he's useless, I'd hate to know what Bruce is.

Can’t believe you’ve forgot their league titles, won when polio was a more common sporting injury that a twisted ankle.

Bet that was a hard thing to promise to “I solemnly swear to have a pizza loaded with bacon and sausage, even if it kills me”

Social distancing is already a riot. A laugh riot, that is!

Could be announced tomorrow sez Starforth. Might have to get holidays in, just in case.

Is that a beef and celery pizza? Like something the Japanese would cook up.

It’s going to be fantastic watching the rest of Europe move forward with this while we’re stuck because of this governments extreme incompetence.

Aye, KCG got that right but can he beat....THE CHASER?

Latest season had a bit of that with the black copper (racist) but it all ended up coming together decently. Sounds like the rapid fire, instant thrills of playing Ludo with a load of touchers has dulled your attention span.

You’ll Never Croak Alone

How having a worse season than last years constitutes a “success” is a queer one to me, Jamaal

Left after 0-3, I believe. By the time I got to wherever I was drinking, it was 4. By the time I was served, it was 6. I can’t even imagine what it would have been with Suarez playing.