Ayatollah Hermione

This seems like a bad thread

For me, every single option just wasn't loading. Not opening and then buffering, just not even opening. Changed servers and still got nothing. Just checked a few channels at random there and it seems to be back up but I'll see how it goes for Man Utd/Palace tonight.

Liked the reply to that which just said “We’re already living in it”

Sky's football coverage has basically become Neville basking in the sound of his own voice.

Not having this flagrant Jenas revisionism from these OOT BASTARDS. Next, they'll be telling me that Oba Martins wasn't a high-functioning retard.

Finally, the sequel to BNP Wives.

Seems like the streaming service we all (?) use for the sport has well and truly been shitting the bed the last few weeks and not a single working link for anything today. If anyone is using owt different, PM me the links.

Let’s keep that goal difference dream alive, baby. 9 at the back, 2 keepers, USA, George Foreman, alright!

If I didn’t live a 20 minute walk away, I’d have come up with some excuse as well. It’s fucking freezing and I’m looking for a new job anyway. They can lick my frozen nads.

Watching none of it. Brexit means Brexit.

I've heard a couple of Liverpool fans say they're a much better side with him than without him. Probably because he has the discipline to sit and do the donkey work while every other kid in the team bombs on. Don't have to be a world beater to pull that role off, admittedly like

That's a mint idea, cheers.

My Brother, My Brother and Me

Those odds above seem pretty accurate to me but Palace have a nightmare run and seem absolutely lost without Zaha. I fancy them to drop. Though Huddersfield’s goal difference is some degree worse than theirs.

you pay it for me, then. Shithouse.

These stats are a convoluted way of saying they’re shite tbh

20 odd quid for Ty Segall though which can, in all truth, shove itself up its arse.

Tbf, the gulf between Championship and League 1 is canny massive these days. League 1 and 2 are basically Sunday League quality, I think even the Mackems will have a promotion season down there.

Was a cup in the canteen at work today with a, frankly horrifying, drawing of a bloke in a Sunderland strip with a raisin for a head that said "Sunderland's Biggest Nut!" or something like that. I thought "What a poor bastard" before promptly hiding it.

“No, no, we have a secret model that shows it’ll be fine” ”Can we see it?” ”.....it’s secret”

Even when Sunderland were in the Premier League, they were the worst team in the Championship.

Should have got him to sweep the stadium after closing as punishment.

tbf, Cattermole is such an injury prone pisshead, he probably is finished at 29.

That they're using VAR at the top level as they work the kinks out is absolutely ridiculous tbf. Let it ruin a load of games in the pub leagues until it's perfected and then introduce it to the top level. This has been the most shambolic launch of anything you could possibly imagine.

Well, at least Burton didn't get a poi-oh, what's that?