Ayatollah Hermione

New Justin Timberlake. I'm not sure. I find it much easier to stomach his shitty lyrics when they're wrapped in a cheesy Prince rip-off because "creepy man using bad pick up lines" is a much more believeable Timberlake character trait than "smartly dressed suave charmer"

Fuck me, that's a bit harsh

Like i say, his mad decisions were caused by the international JOOP shortage meaning he was getting nowt from the lasses.

Aye, you are but what's the food like?

I make 3000 English pounds working at home and you can too!

I'm going to be the bigger man and rise above your filth.

I've had bits of bacon harder than yee. I'd chin you with a miss

Garlic sauce as well. The wheels haven't just come off, they've collapsed under the weight of the carriage.

We got the same deal, HF and it's still fucking freezing. He couldn't have lifted owt from my loft either, it's full of shite

Sexual tension: the thread

Mint. It'll almost be a shame when Shola leaves them CRYING IN THEIR SANGRIA

I blame Jonny

Seems to have gotten over his mad spell around winter. Must have been cut off by his missus.

Might get a couple of games in the league to keep Jonas fresh, I suppose

So did we.

Finished behind Celtic in their CL group. If we're as organised as we have been and Mapou and Taylor continue their form, we have enough. Hatem to come back too.

We can beat these. Away leg first too. I'd take a similar performance to the last two legs if it means getting through

You can tell CT watches no other football. Marveaux, is a tidy little player with a good left peg. He is not a different class level talent on the ball ffs. As always, there's literally no middle ground.

He'll be estate when I've give him the old K and O.

"trusted scout" after all their transfer success, why wouldn't he be?

Yes, very clever of him to break his back intentionally

Haha, remember when Pardew put Shola up against Harte? Better days.

And in and out again and again, no doubt, you sexual deviant.

BigWalrus speaking immeasurable amounts of sense here.

Damn, we got a live one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwLOOFvzS4&feature=youtube_gdata_player