Ayatollah Hermione

Can we change Aston Mud Hut? It makes even less sense than most of the posts

Apparently Sissoko was only £1.8 million.

:lol: unreal

Such a shame that cooking is unhealthy when you have portions that weigh a stone and they're filled with total shite.

your life, man.

:lol:

I hope you bothered to actually make the pot noodle first.

I think we're in danger of becoming too snobby and perpetual.

A French clique is for cast, not just for Christmas.

CT, I once had a pot noodle sandwich at half 9 in the morning and even I was almost sick reading that.

Overweight, melodramatic and full of hot air. No wonder CT loves him.

Celebrity prostate exam?

Lucky lass.

Never stop.

Fucking hell

Thanks to Breaking Bad, I can ask for meth in Spanish if you want me to make a drug run.

Banter banter banter banter banter

How close are the parallels to Everton's season when they finished 17th? EDIT: sorry, the season when they dropped right off from 4th the year before.

We're desperate for a different kind of player up front to go along Cisse since Shola is no good from the start. I hope they just stump up the cash and don't wait 6 months

Think it's went beyond a squad issue, though I agree our bench is drastic because of it. We're only 3 players away from our best side but his obsession with subbing on holding midfielders rather than actively attacking opposition's weaknesses is the sign of a man feeling the pressure IMHO. Last season showed he was a manager with good ideas, smart planning and a decent eye for the right subs at the right time (Shola to exploit battered CBs, Obertan's pace to peg teams back). Ian Harte's on the pitch and you've got Shola attacking him. He remained unskinned for that entire match and it was baffling. At times last season we had poor options but he still used everyone well. This year, he's went from using everyone perfectly to wasting them spectacularly. I don't think you go from being a savvy manager to a shit one overnight and he MUST know his tactics have been shite from West Ham onwards. I'm at a total loss

He done a shit with his trousers on yesterday, lets not sugercoat it

Fucking hell, an accent fight.

West Brom away last season was similar to that. Ba, Cisse, Ben Arfa and Cabaye had took them apart after half an hour, 3-nowt up and we came out for the second half and nullified them where we could have properly turned them over. Pardew's cautious in the extreme.

I refuse to be linked to another player whose name I can't pronounce.

As it's usually FLAMING, darling