Ayatollah Hermione

Far Cry seems the best bet and I love the Hitman series. The disguise mechanic sounds like it severely hinders the new one though. I've been playing Forza Horizon for what seems like the last 50 hours and it's brilliant. Ton of depth to its open world, even if the dirt races can be a total pain.

Aye, a complete nuisance to them, I imagine. It was for me watching it.

Sunderland haven't beaten 11 men in the Premier League for 300 days.

They looked knackered and a lot of the bairns aren't ready yet. We're through though, we'll live.

I kna, all that European football.

It is.

Some more off the top of my head: The Flaming Lips: Soft Bulletin The Roots: Things Fall Apart The Smashing Pumpkins: Adore (very underrated) R.E.M.: Up (Likewise) Elliott Smith: XO and Either/Or Spiritualised: Ladies and Gentlemen Nick Cave: Boatman's Call Depeche Mode: Violator Weezer: Blue Album Supergrass: I should Coco Jellyfish: Spilt Milk

Think that's my mate on the left. Nice of him to tell me he was going.

Like his selling club point. Who's the last player we sold? Best?

If Max Clifford is so good at PR, why does everyone think he's a cunt? © The Viz

Definitely. Shame the follow-up is poor.

Anyone said Grace yet? To a lesser extent, Sketches for my Sweetheart too. The second one especially shows an inkling of where Buckley was going to go. I love those early Suede albums too, the guitar work is different class

Hope it shows the conception

Did he say anything about scouting me at five-a-side?

"Local Legend" Steve Wraith, to you.

Still makes me belly laugh every time I think of it

You haven't beat 11 men in the Premier League for nearly 300 days. Off you trot.

"Aye, love, we always get a groin massage after training"

Must have him confused with Anita, the daft racist.

If it's owt like LOTR, there'll be an extra hour cut out of each film as well.

You might be right, I don't know. I find it hard to believe they won't sign someone in January though. Probably another central midfielder knowing us.

Happy birthday, you old fucker Have a good un

haha, can't remember the last time I actually listened to them, mind. I blast out Slipknot when i'm doing them these days obviously

Think it's a bit early to decisively decide all that but I think he's going to go either way. He'll either be shit hot or bounce around the Championship for years though. Think he's probably better on the right though as his left foot looks iffy.