Ayatollah Hermione

My mate's terrible for wanting to go and see the single mums like. The pints in Sam Jacks btw

And that was Alan's Funny Story.

The very cheek. 2 wins in 19.

My mate's mother owns a pub and the Hells Angels come round at Christmas to hand out selection boxes to the kids. Kills the mystique somewhat.

Happy Birthday, ye sexy animal.

Ant, you get through some serious sessions on this like. I can go away for a shower/meal/wank and you're still plugging away.

What world have I stumbled into here?

The safe bet is that neither of us will get that far in the FA Cup tbf

in its own little panama hat?

It's what I want and you can take that to the (wank) bank.

Howld on, you want a budgie for a bit of conversation?! Does your family hear your key in the door and all pretend to be asleep?

That's not big as far as I'm concerned like. There's some absolute units around on high streets up and down the country. If you get caught behind one on Jackson Street, you're stuck there for a good 15 minutes.

Aye, same here. The whole period of 1919 to the Berlin Wall falling is the most interesting one.

Racist.

Did you have to throw your crackers away when you got home?

Fair play to the clowning industry for surviving the trend of clown serial killers.

CT, what did you actually watch before this place came along? Get into The Wire if you want to learn some new slang

Fish Finger sandwiches. Kiss my face.

Didn't she get voted Sexiest Lass in the Wurrrld by FHM? I kna, I kna, it's for the teenage wank crazy crowd but surely even those lads much rather prefer the loveliness of Tyneside's Rose, Cheryl Cole.

Lasses my age (early 20s) go absolutely batshit over it and the first one was out when we were 17/18 (I think). Between this, people genuinely paying to see Steps and constant obsession with nostalgia, my generation can go ahead and get killed in the next war for all I care.

Fuck me, I wouldn't want to walk it.

The masonic paedophile rings are real, alright. A real piece of work!

If the internet says it, why wouldn't i believe it

I think the only way to prove you aren't a paedo is if you're on Twitter. Celebrities are always posting about their fucking shit telly habits on there but at least they're not out there fiddling with kids. A victory for social media.