Ayatollah Hermione

When Simpson heads to the smoke with his lass, that'll happen. We might have to wait a bit like because I can't see us signing more than one player in January and that'll be a centre half.

I think it's the only creative central midfield display we've seen all season.

I've heard she's going to give birth to a baby horse?

http://nufc.com/advent2012/advent2012.html Always a good read in the build up to Christmas this. Talked about our trips to Southampton and Man United and the latter brought up that little prick Solksjaer halving Rob Lee as he was through on the goal because he's a little prick and nothing more. They seem to be wanting to depress us as it's all about our trips to Anfield today. "To summarise, that's just 14.5% wins against Liverpool away from St. James' Park." Mint, eh?

That kid Fury was fighting, fuck me. Never been KO'd, he must have a heed thicker than a castle wall.

When John Denver died in that plane crash, they only found his head. They asked his wife to identify him and she said "no, he was a lot taller" True story, that.

Any significance to the title?

My family is getting more and more estranged and hateful toward each other and it's absolutely class. Means none of this shit filters down to me and I'm free to eat Toffee Crisps and watch the Muppets Christmas Carol.

Chimichanga means 'thing-a-ma-jig" too. Ghost chilli means a 5 hour toilet session.

Send her one back with all the details of how you've spent the Christmas period getting monged up on cowies.

Fucking hell. I thought when they were splitting it to 3, we'd see 3, 100 minute or so films. Fuck that.

The film's shite, I thought you meant the song and was literally choking on my own rage. Class album as well.

Canny, ta. Will get one for me mother as well since she's always eating the same 4 meals.

Big Star. The best.

Fucking hell, I'm sure I saw that photo on the Jonestown Wikipedia page.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A

I can only hope you were pissed writing that. It's mint, man.

CT, I'll be in the Strawberry beforehand if you fancy a bit of TT star-spotting. I'm going for a surprisingly comfortable 2-0 to us.

You want to work on this comedy routine.

Was that in the book, was it? I fancy getting that book, are they on sale anywhere in the Town? The Works is usually good for its constant Closing Down sales.

Demba Ba's left us about 4 times now.

A German tried to steal my coat from the overhead bit once when I landed in New York. Had to chase him down the plane, Air Force One style, to get it back. Think yourself lucky, I say.

I'll say, I've just helped him move into a top-floor flat.

Anxiety over that water filter probably.

20 million each. 20 million pounds each.