Ayatollah Hermione

Wii U will be a canny option if you pick up the likes of Mario with it. The controller also acts as a tablet where she can play it through there without needing the telly. As said, if you want to get her a handheld, the 3DS is the best choice. Loads of cheap kid-oriented games about as well, I imagine.

If you can tell RAWK to continue its sterling contributions to the @RAWKMeltdown twitter account, it'd be great as well. Prediction: Suarez to be a cunt but score

Liverpool will beat us at Anfield, you always fucking do. Is that more to your liking?

Hope they don't ruin this children's franchise by releasing more children's films!

Least you won't have to dress up

Nah, no randomised loot or owt like that. Was more simplistic in terms of its weapon mechanics but I'm a dungeon puzzle solving kind of man and miss it. I recommend the first one btw. You'll get it for cheap as chips.

The 1st one is basically a Zelda game with GOW combat.

I mean, I can see why they've tried to make a different type of game to shake off the aura the first game had as a "rip-off" of everything else but I don't think is any better.

This is so poor compared to the original, I can barely believe it's the same studio. Zelda mechanics replaced with worse puzzles and there's really not 20 hours of good gameplay in here. The loot system is pretty poor too, especially considering it just throws new weapons at you every 5 seconds that are all basically the same. It was really fun for 2 or so hours in the middle there with The Foundry and the Shadow of the Colossus rip-off boss battle but this current Land of the Dead crap is terrible. I remember the boss battles being better first time round too but that could be nostalgia. In fact, I just remember the first game being a far more engaging playthrough; combat, level design, Mark Hamill as your little undead pal, the level that took Portal's mechanics and applied it to a Zelda dungeon. Maybe I just prefer Zelda games to whatever this is. Something will come out this year that won't disappoint me, I'm sure.

I didn't kill anyone in Tony Hawks 3 and that's basically the best game ever.

I'm playing a non-lethal run of Deus Ex HR and it basically fucks you over on some bosses.

Blatantly a confidence player like. Always does better after an assist or goal.

Hardly our best performance like but it'll do. Obertan looks like a different player in Europe for whatever reason.

:lol:

Headline on the metro today was something like "NOW SAVILE MOLESTED THE DEAD" and I burst out laughing on a crowded carriage.

Man, the first few levels of this are pretty awful but it blasts MW2's Favela levels apart so there's always a plus. Grows a bit tired by the end, needs the humour of the first two back and Rockstar's writers are growing increasingly more full of themselves but hey, the shooting works better than any of their games so far and the shitty one-liners are good for comedy value. Be warned that Max is basically made of toilet paper though so you will die a lot if you don't get into cover or bullet time within 4 seconds.

I have a new save file on this now where I just run around the town throwing bins and boxes at people. Five. Stars.

Aye, that was shocking. Felt embarrassed for the bloke in the end, derbies like this are clearly beyond him.

Tiote: a liability who has been sent off twice; both in arguable circumstances. Ref fucked the game but we still came out with a point. They were shocking considering they had an extra man, mind. They can't beat us, soz.

Tiote's tackle was nowhere near a red card. What a ludicrous decision.

It's time. Shola is currently eating an apple, stroking Jonas' hair and preparing his team-talk. He knows

Disagree. Think the jokes themselves are weak as owt.

And like Paul McCartney, Mongbird is now only wheeled out on special occasions to make a tit of himself.

I hope he brings Shola and Sammy on at the same time. The Ameobi Special Move as the collective arses of Wearside drop.