Ayatollah Hermione

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That could genuinely be a monologue from a comedy. Your funniest post.

I kna that but Hebburn had better be intrinsically linked to the inherent development of the characters and the overarching shackles that working class environs bring and loads of rough as fuck charver lasses and that

Why is it just called "Hebburn"? Straight from the Lenny Henry school of comedy names.

Not to drag this back to Leazes but he's currently tweeting my mate who he doesn't follow and has never posted here about Ant. It's absolutely mint

Larsson and Colback played in the middle on Saturday with Gardner at right back.

I would shag any of you to get at her

yee would.

Wonga are a set of horrible bastards and we only ever called it SJP anyway but I'm hoping we at least get those fucking signs down.

This fucking club, man.

Vuckic looks infinitely better than Gosling like but the former is made of glass. Seems to be injured every 2 month.

Think we'll get beat like but for some reason, I reckon Ben Arfa will be well up for it.

just admit that you're buying one to kiss at night and we'll be fine with it.

Any album by Phil Collins because it'll usually have his awful boat on the front of it.

Thought Valencia pushed him back when he came on like. Agreed though. Was quite lovely seeing Santon bomb forward on his right foot.

Thought we played canny but the damage was done with the shocking defending in the first 15 minutes. I know it's a cliche but you get that penalty and score, we probably get a point.

Doubt it, Martin Keown's on.

you bastard, I shouldn't be laughing at that

what is wrong with you? it's clearly The Beast

CT bouncing about in his taxi to Gangnam Style "I know what these kids will love!"

It's absolutely shit like. 1 good act a week if you're lucky.

At the time of the 5-0, we were also a considerably better attacking team than we are now. I'm certainly not scared of their geriatric midfield but between Van Persie and Rooney, they have people that are fucking bound to score. Cabaye and Tiote need to have blinders.

eh, people were unimpressed with Anita? Thought he looked tidy in the middle with Tiote and Cabaye and put a shift in on right wing. He's going to be a good utility player

Excellent team performance. Not a bad player on the pitch.

Some of his passing up the line for Obertan was tremendous. Kid's in great form.