Ayatollah Hermione

Aye, I always have music on when I'm doing any tidying. If you put Megadeth on when you're doing the dishes, you'll finish in record time.

Bad crack. I had a vivid dream but nowt like that. I have a recurring one (though not for a while thankfully) that I'm watching someone jump on to a metro/train track and they don't move before the train hits them. I always wake up feeling awful and generally don't get back to sleep.

I've listened to Oh, Caroline by Cheap Trick for about 4 hours so I say I'm pretty A-ok!

Aye, the Adventure Quest skit "NAW, YOUR SHOW'S FUCKING SHITE"

How's Elevenrife at this time of year?

CT, man. Warn me before posting another topic like this, I can't handle the excitement.

Strawberry is a good pint and there's always a few away lads in but it'll be heaving on match day. Tilleys does a reggae/dub DJ set on Saturdays that's always mint.

Christ alive, Steven Taylor's out more than the gas. If they don't sign a centre half in January, I'll head down there and nut them myself

I got a Newcastle one every year. Super fan

Our fans last night were the worst ever. These teenage charvers are the future too

Aye, he'll be telling us about Eldon Square pencils next.

http://m.soundcloud.com/birdfeeder/jurassic-park-theme-1000-slower

If you slow down the Jurassic Park theme 1000%, it becomes an ambient masterpiece. I'm not kidding.

Die Hard Commando

They've all had a couple of bairns, I imagine. Sam Jacks is canny if you like watching thick as pigshit away fans do that stupid drinking challenge in front of thick as pigshit home fans.

Sorry but it's an empirical fact.

Bunching together decades of music is a futile exercise but let's all remember that pop music and indeed, music itself, reached a zenith with Edison Lighthouse's Love Grows in 1970 and has been on a downward slope since.

Aye, it's usually about mid-December when ours go up and even then, I could probably live without it. I couldn't live without the chocolate though.

My mate's terrible for wanting to go and see the single mums like. The pints in Sam Jacks btw

And that was Alan's Funny Story.

The very cheek. 2 wins in 19.

My mate's mother owns a pub and the Hells Angels come round at Christmas to hand out selection boxes to the kids. Kills the mystique somewhat.

Happy Birthday, ye sexy animal.

Ant, you get through some serious sessions on this like. I can go away for a shower/meal/wank and you're still plugging away.

What world have I stumbled into here?