Ayatollah Hermione

Big result for the bloke at work who, for some reason, was aghast at the idea of the pope being black. It’s only the pope, not Doctor Who

I’ve seen a bigger crowd when kids go on school trips

Would be good if someone could score a goal in any game tonight

Christ, they’ll be in fucking Eurovision next

Knocking bet that they already know who is getting the job but they’re all in there, having an all expense paid party. On the taxpayers dime, no doubt

How did Liverpool get on after theirs?

Would be a terrible shame if Arsenal are massively demoralised after this

Fucking state of that run-up Looked like when you walk on your tip toes in Abe’s Oddysee

Not like PSG to get a massively soft penalty at home in a crucial CL game

Arsenal at the stage of the game where they’re just trying to score directly from corners now

I noticed that. Wonder when Arsenal for getting the trophy for “Good first 10 minutes away to PSG”

Fair enough. Not sure I was expecting that

What a game of football this is

He’s scored against them, what have you done?

Somewhere like Meat Stack might be canny. Not sure if they do a kids menu but it’s a hell sight better than your fast food shite but is still pretty casual

I’m 34. 35 in August. Think Tom might be the same age or slightly older? Genuinely think I might be the youngest regular

Good shout. Unfortunately, we’re now playing a game of narrowing down where she’d actually want to fucking go. The usual game of telling me where she doesn’t want to go, which seems to be 90% of the planet but being unable to give me any clues where she does want to go. At this rate, it’ll be a week in Blackpool

If Palace get a result tonight, a draw suits us both. That’s what I can envisage

Would have been criminal if they got away with another one but fuck me, Craig Pawson. He referees like he’s never seen a game of football before

This will get given. They’ve had all the luck against us all season

Just walk off now, it’s not going to happen

Ridiculously casual around our own box at times here like. Just asking for trouble again

Wonder why Brighton are quickly making a sub. Can’t be because he should have been sent off

They should have been down to 9 in the home game as well tbh

If his first one was a yellow then that one is, I’d say