Ayatollah Hermione

Remember the ball coming off his back that time in the box leading to whoever it was scoring? Completely hopeless.

Cheers, TD. Let it be known that if Chelsea win the Champions League, I hope it's you lot in 4th.

Scouser on fb saying he didn't mean it. Was he trying to knock it into the stands like?

Is this the biggest transformation from shite to good ever seen at NUFC?

what a fucking player this bloke is. Man alive.

I've seen nowt like that in my life. Usurps Robert against Spurs and Shearer against Everton as favourite Toon goal. We're Newcastle United and we're here to fucking stay

men's rights fuck me, there should be a cemetary for alive people too.

Paul Merson, man. I kna at Sky they all just get jobs for their mates but SURELY, the criteria for punditry has to be changed from "played football before and knows Jamie Redknapp" to something a bit more substantial.

Aye. Not seen it much this season so not sure if they're still using her wearing next to nowt as a running joke. I hope so.

I like the idea or organising TT game nights or whatever btw.

This is inconsequential on our search of open world perfection. Make Roman ring this cunt twice as much.

Think the first two are excellent and still hold up today. I played through the first game a month back and that scene where you're running along the corridor filled with blood with babies screaming in the background. Well, it's not creepy anymore but it is well done so I hope for more painkiller-induced hallucinations to go along with my jumping down flights of stairs in slo-mo shooting enemies in the nutsack with a sawn-off shotgun. Also, I haven't seen one instance of the Max Payne face which I demand be rectified.

Talking about Gillian Anderson ffs

You still got that LA Noire? My copy's fucked if you want me to send you a loaf of tiger bread for it?

Agree on the impact engine; the amount of times two players collide, the ball spils free and you're sat there hammering forward but your player is just hopping up and down, falling over like a pissed clown, is ridiculous. Cabaye to have his actual face.

I don't involve myself in the wider gaming "culture" for lack of a better word, so I can't speak too much of that but I'll keep threads going on any current releases I'm particularly interested or that I like. Maybe a general 'What Are You Playing?' thread and quick little review thread?

Listen to me, sunshine. I get a cool sum if this bet comes off, now, do you want a pint or not?

France, the side who haven't been beaten for a year? France will win it and I've got an earth-shaking tenner on it.

Jonas' short passing game is actually better than Guthrie's. At this point, I'd say he's a better central midfielder since he's got a better engine, better tackle, better hair etc.

Fucking hell, Jo Some of the money they've spent on rubbish. Wayne Bridge cost them £12 million

France.

Keeper save that with his bollocks?

Aye, keep me in mind, I'll see who fancies it. What's the date?

Good man, keep it on the hush.