Ayatollah Hermione

Jonas' short passing game is actually better than Guthrie's. At this point, I'd say he's a better central midfielder since he's got a better engine, better tackle, better hair etc.

Fucking hell, Jo Some of the money they've spent on rubbish. Wayne Bridge cost them £12 million

France.

Keeper save that with his bollocks?

Aye, keep me in mind, I'll see who fancies it. What's the date?

Good man, keep it on the hush.

far too negative you lot. One dodgy result doesn't negate an entire season; this will be a result

cheers, Craig. When in doubt, blackmail.

I'm right handed but eat crisps with my left hand. I assumed that was right handed technique because you're holding the bag with your stronger hand?

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I'd keep the same team; they clearly have quality running through it, no matter yesterday's result. That first XI can do Chelsea and they should have a fire up their arse. Someone was saying that Guthrie travelled yesterday but didn't get in the squad?

We'll end up winning this.

I've not touched this for about 4/5 months. Hopefully the DLC drags me back.

What a fucking bellend O'Neill is. Quiet down.

Reminds me of a bloke who was next to me at an away game once. Had his kids in tow and was very calm and relaxed before the game; about half an hour in, his top was off and he was flicking the V's about and calling the ref a cunt.

Pardew on the phone to Babestation. If he wanted to really impress, he'd have hidden a bottle of aftershave somewhere in the photo so we could finally find out his scent.

Blip on the season. Shite day, still in 4th, take it out on Chelsea.

Excellent guitar riff.

They are, aye. Seen them on the metro once. The metro ffs; buy yourselves a car, lads, you've been 3rd top at festivals.

Reckon it'll be 1-1.

He's not been coached like that though, clearly. He'll check back and try and keep possession if the ball isn't on. If it takes coaching him to play wide right in that front 3 of ours and float around, stretching defenses, he could be canny.

Remember O'Neill's rants against Ibrahimovic in the 2006 WC? Was absolutely mental, calling him lazy and shite and all sorts and just wouldn't be stopped. He's nee Emile Heskey in front of goal like tbf.