Ayatollah Hermione

No Tiote is a shame but these lot are an omni-shambles. Guthrie/Perch can come in to the middle and do a sound job against them.

12 in 10 by Monday night. That hattrick can't be far away.

Would rather see a young hungry striker come in than Adebayor. He's just a mercenary, basically.

Or the toon with Cisse and Hatem

That decision yesterday was a total disgrace. I can think of 3/4 major incidents that have basically won them points that have went their way this season. Luiz at SJP being the most criminal (in fact, ANY other day, we'd have got something. Terrible luck). All 3 remaining CL teams would tear them a new arsehole.

Explain your outburst to Tom? Fed up waiting for your fry-up to finish cooking and took it out on him?

The arrogance in thinking they can just sign anyone they want as well. Laughable.

Aye. Deserved to win the game basically. Sort of thing where the other team can't even point to the possession stats and feel aggrieved. We've got a striker that can do that so all other discussion is null and void. That should be Pardew's interview. "Shove your possession up your arse, can Luke Moore do that? Can he SHITE"

2-1. Cisse will probably score both, this time, he'll take the piss again by knocking it in with his bellend. Ben Arfa will tear Robinson inside out.

They're all fart and no shite. Sky wanking themselves silly about possession but they would string 12 passes together, knock it wide then run it out of play. Shite.

Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis Aye, with chips

Hungry?

I think her voice isn't that great like. Just fucking belts everything out.

You could combine the two if you're pushed for time I do. I have a cheese board ready for when I'm finished as well.

Obertan's done canny away from home this year. I thought he had a decent first half at Arsenal, played well at Stoke and Bolton, came on and scored past Blackburn. I don't think he'll ever be any great shakes but we said that about Perch and look at him. I think it'll be a midfield 3 of Jonas-Tiote-Cabaye with Ryan Taylor in at FB if Perch is out. Santon or Simpson going to centre half?

I'm 21, haha. za za

Good stuff. Don't think I could give up bread like. Got more chance of me giving up shagging than you do getting me to stop eating sausage sarnies.

Canny. Heard some decent buzz about him actually in different articles.

Have you listened to much Neko Case, Meenz? Not proper country like but her voice is brilliant.

Adele is the culmination of Whitney Houston's "shout-a-lot" legacy. Vocal talent swapped for vocal power. No more building to choruses and peaks, oh no. Shout from line 1. Gloria Jones is rolling in her grave

If you honestly think businesses recoup £35 million and put it in a big pile for certain acquisitions without incorporating it into certain set-ups and business plans, you're a bit simple.

You shouldn't have thrown your drum stick to me. Tom, I regret nothing of that night, ruined sheets aside.

I feel her pain, I'm sick of having drinks bought for me by weird men in bars.

This is a brilliant post. Sounds like Stone Cold trying to start a wrestling barney