Ayatollah Hermione

oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla thigh strain

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Manc-Mag learning the Amazon customer review section isn't quite as anonymous as he'd have hoped.

Howay then, give us the backstory to this Rovers Return barney.

Apparently Pardiola's been saying in talk-ins that we've got two players sorted already; a LB and a striker.

The Percy is class like.

Would love to see the interviewer do that to Dalglish when they eventually win a game like. Mid-answer and just walks off with his mic. "Do you think you deserved the win?" "I do, I think we were exc-" "so fuck, you scotch tramp"

That chance is the most embarrassing thing I've seen in football for years. Shit scared to score.

Might want to monitor his development here. Wouldn't be surprised to see him feature in the last few games.

My mate has his phone number.

Was a TREAT to see Gerrard hiding after they went down to 10 men. Captain Inspirational, my arsehole. That entire 90 minutes was a karmic treat.

Pardew has turned that team into goliaths. Mint.

If they sign Richard Dunne or Cuellar, I'll piss my sides. Media just doing a bad joining the dots with the Villa connection but it's exactly the type of players i see him signin.

Doves are brilliant. Massively underrated in the grand scheme of things.

love when shitey trendy bars try to do things to set themselves apart. In Koo's case, it's looking like a hong kong brothel. Fittingly, it's full of right japs eyes

Ja, we germans must make ze autobahns

What does a bottle of beer cost round there these days ? Has it topped 5 sovs yet ? Not over the fiver mark but the spirits can get stupid. Topped to the fucking brim with ice as well. Wank bars for bell ends.

Brilliant stuff. I hope Hughton passes the bag of gravy piss.

Bellamy's not in their provisional. I think we'll start the same way we did against West Brom but with Santon at LB and Tiote in for Guthrie which, to me, isn't a bad couple of changes to make at all. Our front three plays like they did against WBA, we take this. But, exactly the sort of game we lose.

Artist's renditions of CT and his missus in the compost heap there.

Did it collapse when you sat on it? Did you fall off and split your pants?

Never a truer word spoken. The only good one ever is in The End and that's because Ringo was brilliant and made everything sound natural.

Heard about that. Ridiculous carry-on. I, and the rest of the drummers union, are appalled.

Nightmare