Ayatollah Hermione

I'm in there now. Anne Frank's Drumkit

Spurs was the mental Robert volley. His whole performance that game was world-class. Scored two absolute screamers and set the other two up. Unplayable.

I think they'll just be glorified pre-season friendlies. I'll pass, even if Messi goes, because we'll be taking his team of Spanish fairies apart next year anyway.

God, remember we signed Owen and Solano on the same day?! Not even Souness' face could ruin that press conference.

Shearer had a tendency under Sir Bobby to just absolutely take the piss with some of his strikes. Villa, Everton, Chelsea, Man U, those freekicks with Solano. One of my favourite Toon goals from the back end of Shepard is Sibierski's piss-taking dribble and finish in Europe. Think it's Zulte Waregem and it was so out of the blue. Remember him scoring a lot of our goals in that campaign. We're moving away from Premier League but if that Nobby shot that hit the bar in the San Siro had went in, I'd still be rewatching it now.

Singer grated on me a bit at times with that album. Nice to see that sort of thing get some mainstream attention though.

What? If 2 clubs are willing to bid against each other then yes, that does make the player worth abit more. In the transfer market sense, not your own valuation. If you think something is worth a fiver, you're not going to pay a tenner because someone else wants it, especially if there's other options.

I think his first 45 minutes at Bolton were his very best as NUFC manager. After that, he just went to shit.

Clarence Acuna. In the grand scheme of things, I think Lovenkrands might fall in this category.

That's the model at literally every club though. Ronaldo was sold for £80 million because for as good as he is, £80 million is mental and they've still had success. Now, you're going to get into the pedantics of 100%, aren't you?

Tony Pulis is a complete fucking helmet and nowt you say can convince me otherwise.

Right then, no more discussion about running a football club since it's fucking ridiculous carry-on. No more wading into threads going "Well, what will happen when we sell our best players" and then no more biting to it. Can we please just enjoy potentially finishing 4th ffs?

Michael Jackson

Get him in, cracking player.

Stoke are boring as owt to watch, man. Their long ball shit isn't even long throw, it's hoof the ball wide, win a throw, pile tall lads into the box. It's not even interesting from a tactical POV.

The pair of you. Oak meeting willow.

On this side of the fence now tbh. Twitter is quickly becoming a better place to discuss NUFC outside of discussions that need a larger forum.

Basically, Leazes sees progress and ambition as simply spending a load of money instead of actually making progress. Newcastle have been doing the latter without the former and it rubs up against him because it's not his viewpoint. He is completely blind to any other way of thinking about NUFC so I don't know why people even bother to try and make him see their POV.

We should never ever sell anybody. Craig Moore should still be on the books.

Necking everyone's pints so you can get there quicker.

oh i sprained me wrist being a lad to be sure

Back to the Future, you say? Let's not ask Leazes' opinion on Libyans for fuck's sake.

"shane" All together more annoying and creepy than Sky calling players by their first names.

Absolute disgrace that Tim Krul isn't in young player.

Emre's been a bit of a naughty boy. http://www.todayszaman.com/news-277596-emre-denies-use-of-racial-slur-against-trabzonspors-zokora.html