Ayatollah Hermione

Is that the article with "anaconda-like whoppers" in?

Can't even have a wank in public anymore, what is this, Uganda?

Against my better judgement, I'll be out tonight. If I don't post again, I've went and shoved someone's daft fucking hat up their daft fucking arse and am facing prison time.

I just can't help it, I'm addicted to pork.

close Nigel Mansell. Am I doing this right?

Les Ferdinand

I'm having a bit of a fat bakery dinner so I'm going to do some HIIT til my knees implode in about an hour

So, has there been anything else worth hearing in 2012? We're halfway through March and I've only heard about 6/7 albums I like. Usually I've got far more.

Promoting Sunderland too much is the problem. It should attempt to fly under everyone's radar.

Good news about your dad, Stevie, mate. Glad to hear it

If Wykiki goes all Falling Down on us, least we'll be able to track the source of it

That's because when he's watching the game, he's heading every ball[/footballcliches]

That's basically because they were supporting Chelsea though. The chance was ridiculous though, it just sort of bounced off his foot and trickled out. Leon Best would have scored it

Has he got to the point when he can't go mental if he scores because it'll be that embarrassing? I was thinking that I think he's allowed to go a bit mental though with the grief he's been getting for it.

He literally can't acknowledge anyone's differing opinion though, that's the problem with him. I've had it out with him before about it and would like to crack on with him about the club's past and previous players because he's clearly knowledgeable about it but people keep baiting him and he keeps biting. Whenever he's involved, the worst of this board comes out and there's blame on both sides.

Am I the only one that wants to see him score? Bless his little face, man.

Probably about 12.5? I don't really know, I'm not a fat cunt and I'm not overly skinny either.

I hope, HOPE, it was by a black copper.

Annoys me a fair bit, especially if they're playing another, proper United but I know it's never going to change so no point in getting too narked over it

MF spending far too long on that picture, mind.

Behave!

I'd keep a hold of Guthrie for another season like, especially if we get into Europe and we lose a couple of central midfielders.

On a 24 hours a day, seven day a week, Newcastle internet forum.......... What were you expecting? The acknowledgement of a longer term view to certain footballing factors?

NEVER

Leeds/Reading is a great place to go if you want to see average rock music surrounded by a bunch of 17 year olds away from home for the first time, acting the cunts. In short, go somewhere chilled out instead. Wouldn't mind seeing The Shins at Leeds like but it's hardly the best place to take in their stuff.