Ayatollah Hermione

The current financial policy is fine for where we are at; but to get to the next level, we need to spend money. We were meant to be seemingly thankful that Ashley was prepared to spend £9m on Cisse. Cisse is a quality buy and worth probably more but we should be spending money like that regularly. You spend money, you get quality, obviously it may not happen if you spend it on shit but no one is saying that. As I say, if he starts spending money, all fine and good. Don't get me wrong, I am very happy. However, I can't see why it suddenly changes the fact that we were regularly qualifying for such competitions under Freddy Shepherd. We've bought French league winners, leading goalscorers, supreme attacking talent and exciting Italian prospects with our policy. WHAT could you possibly want to see? Millions spunked up the wall Liverpool style? Cabaye, Tiote, Santon, Ba, Cisse, Ben Arfa. Howay then, what one isn't quality? Santon will be in a season or two, it's plain to see.

It was two years ago we were away at Plymouth watching absolutely SHITE football, now we could be in the Champions League. There's absolutely no cause for concern now. No point in even following and supporting the team if you can't get caught up in the moment of it all; you can do it perfectly fine as well as look at the long picture.

Jesus christ. You'll be one if we draw Barcelona, complaining about playing 5 in midfield.

Seriously. This reaction of BEING BACK IN EUROPE of going "WELL ACTUALLY, he's going to rape Cabaye, just watch, you'll see, you'll all see!" is ridiculous. The toon are in fucking Europe.

We need 4 points from 5 games.

Chelsea aren't going to beat Barca, let's be realistic. We'll finish 5th.

If we don't take at least 4 points from shite like Stoke and Wigan, we don't deserve to be there. Everton fell apart like balsa wood today, Chelsea are beatable and have a Champions League semi final against the best team in the world to worry about and Man City could be title winners/losers by the time we play them. Consistency has been the crack all season, we're there.

I I'll have a raging hard-on during it. Been far too long.

Fucking worrying about 3/4 points, we've just got 15 on the trot, man. We're there.

Get that passport out the loft, we've got the continent to conquer.

You sir are a mug. No word of PUGATRON's post is a lie.

The Office had brilliant dialogue and well-written, well-paced compelling relationships between good, likeable characters. Nothing he's done since then has had that. How much say did Merchant have in LTS?

Bee Gees' 1st is a brilliant album.

Dalglish holds most of it, it appears because his status makes him close to unsackable and, being Scottish, he'll be too stubborn to admit any sort of mistake and fuck off. Happy days.

Cruyff is a bit of a headcase but has done canny work everywhere he's been by all accounts. I just hope Dalglish and him come to blows straight away over spunking 25 million on Josh Macacacacacacaheran

I agree mate, but Guthrie has developed nicely the last season - if this continues I wouldnt be surprised if he became good enough to hold down a starter position in a upper-table team. The lad has ambition, there is nothing wrong with that. That must be why he's entertaining going to Villa? He's nowhere near as accomplished as Cabaye, man.

Why were you looking for Veet on Amazon in the first place? That's an excellent question. So, Gemmill, or should, I say, 'Andrew'?

"Only in America". What next 7/7 wine? Piper Alpha Buckfast? Wanks. Leah Betts cowies. Christ

No but if I meet that bloke, I'll shake his hand and buy him a steak dinner.

It's truly amazing this carry-on over a movie that made a lot of money. Was it even a widely talked about event until Cameron got a hold of it?

You can't tell us then not show us the slideshow.

Full on sex with Alison Brie would be canny.

So is he responsible for the shite ones too? Or is that Pardew's fault? He didn't just press a button that said 'perform' ffs

Is that The Last Days of The Raj in Low Fell? Fall out of there into the Black Horse, arse akimbo.

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