Ayatollah Hermione

I hate this "Where's the rest of the Carroll money went?" shite. It doesn't go in a big pot marked 'transfers', it goes into the running of the club, you know, like an entity that is turning a profit which means a more sustainable way of succeeding rather than just hoying cash about and paying manager's severances.

I like the way you think

Bravo

Tom, I didn't run into you and rub your face/buy you a pint I'll wank in total silence tonight in disappointment.

If Cattermole had made that tackle 35 minutes in, he'd be off. He's just a rent boy pretending to be a central midfielder. tbh, if they counter attacked us down the wings, they'd have won but they came for 1-nowt because they're a bunch of cowardly arseholes and Shola FUCKING BATTERED THEM. FENHAM PELE. WEST DENTON DROGBA. WTF was Williamson doing at the end? Toe punt the fucker in the bottom corner, man, you quiffed helmet. Lay it off to Lovenkrands, he can put it in with his 14 inch cock and balls. Christ, what a day. Never a-fucking again, lads. Make it a nice 1-0 next time with O'Neil ripping a hole in his Primark tracksuit. In a tracksuit in a derby ffs. I dress better for bed, the baldy Irish shithouse. He looked like a charity case from 1978. Ooh, I can do a little leap! No good when your team sits back for 50 minutes and concedes, hahahaa. Frazier Campbell as well. What a fucking weapons grade cunt. Celebrating in front of the toon fans and then hacking the BENSHAM BAGGIO HIMSELF, the horrible little fuckwit. 1 England cap on the basis of one good goal and the fact Pearce is mentally retarded and he came on and DONE FUCK ALL. Shola showed him how it was done. O'Neil played for one nowt but he didn't account for the FOREST HALL RONALDO. Game of two halves, overall, if I had to pick a stance.

OH SNAP

Imagine if Shola had taken the pen, man. Side netting. NEE FUCKING FUSS. 2-1 at the end, back in their caravans, they still can't beat us. We have the psychological edge. O'Neil couldn't hold on to a lead if he was walking Keano's dog.

Jonas was excellent. I honestly can't believe you watched that second half and thought he was shit. What an outlet the man is

Feels like a loss tbh. They deserved to concede after their bus parking as soon as Tickle Arse Bender's pen hit the net. Mental defending like that with only a 1-0 lead. Why wasn't Shola on pens ffs?!!

Shit. What do you think of Shit? Sunderland!

What do you think of Sunderland?

Amazing work in this thread.

Last night, I was drinking bottles of Tiger, Jaegerbombs and tequila slammers. 5 hours kip, my throat is fucked but I'm ready for this. Nerves are natural and they push you to the next level. Kevin Nolan probably had some jitters but he was chicken dancing away. Shola probably had butterflies but he twatted that volley into the net. Joey Barton, well, Joey Barton was probably reading War and Peace trying to look clever but he brought his game too. Imagine O'Brien's nerves when he took that free kick. Or Emre's. If you're nervous, you're human. If you're a Geordie human, you're ready to look the mackem horde in the eye, spit in its face and beat the twats. Howay, ye fuckers. I'm probably still a bit pissed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_football_clubs_in_England_by_major_honours_won Try again, Mongbird

8 quid is better than a kick in the dick. You could always donate it to the Sunderland Regeneration Scheme which would bring the total to £8

Aye, I didn't realise it was County Durham, Sunderland, you daft fucking wanky shithouse. Give me better than that, man, you're supposed to be single handedly taking us on.

Get Shola to rip the fuckers down.

I agree like, there should be money going your way because your town centre is a fucking disgrace.

I honestly think that if you're the type of person who thinks Sunderland isn't anything other than a grey, derelict shit tip, you need locking up and put on some kind of register.

Sunderland history The kid in my primary school who used to shit himself through Geography, and only through Geography, has a grander history and his only lasting legacy is some ruined school trousers.

Here's the nervy mackems coming along. All fur coat and nee knickers. Can't wait, me like. I'm going to be fuelled up with the devil's drink, alongside my black and white brothers getting into the heads of those arseholes masquerading as footballers in their tatty uniform and sending them back on the bendy bus to shitsville.

Masterful mind games.

I wish I could have 3210 lasses on my bald knob

Give me instant HD streaming of thousands of films and I'll concede.

My mate used to live in Pallion. Scary, scary world.