Ayatollah Hermione

Bellamy's not in their provisional. I think we'll start the same way we did against West Brom but with Santon at LB and Tiote in for Guthrie which, to me, isn't a bad couple of changes to make at all. Our front three plays like they did against WBA, we take this. But, exactly the sort of game we lose.

Artist's renditions of CT and his missus in the compost heap there.

Did it collapse when you sat on it? Did you fall off and split your pants?

Never a truer word spoken. The only good one ever is in The End and that's because Ringo was brilliant and made everything sound natural.

Heard about that. Ridiculous carry-on. I, and the rest of the drummers union, are appalled.

Nightmare

If there's some good weather, get yourself down The Tyne and the other pubs around that area. Quayside is tremendous on a sunny day and there's good beer and good beer gardens. Champion.

Exactly the type of game these lot win, especially against us.

Christ. See the thing going round on Twitter? Prices of London weekend accomodation on people's windscreens in the SOL car park after the game

Was only on mute in the pub but fuck me, Jack Whitehall's complete fucking arsehole-ness radiated from it like the light of a thousand suns during his show. If you're laughing at shows like this, you need to be taken out of the gene pool. I felt embarrassed for him; trotting out cliche after cliche to an uncomfortable studio audience, gurning with his University-bred arsehole smug grin on his face. Influential father or no, he should be absolutely nowhere near popular culture, nevermind influencing it.

Fuck me, lass on the bus in jean shorts. Was basically a thong. IT WAS MINT.

I absolutely love them setting themselves up for disappointment time after time tbh.

Beach House have a new album?! Whats it like? Really good. Well worth a listen if you liked the other 3. Bloom, it's called.

Beach House's new album. Now, 2012 has kicked off. Brilliant stuff. Andrew Bird's Break it Yourself is good too and hopefully holds up on repeated listenings. Love this too

Missed the brief conversation about Alex the other day. Good luck to the bloke.

With regards to that tit saying our first half performance wasn't very good because West Brom had a couple of chances, some people don't realise that there's two teams out there. They think it's entirely possible to control a game of football because you can on FIFA. Other sides are going to create, especially when they're the home side. You have to make sure they only create half-chances and play your pressuring and defensive game well. Of course, that kid is just thick but I've seen it a bit this season. Whenever we have a dodgy result, it's always 100% our fault, rather than other sides playing well. Not that I'm saying we're totally blameless.

Nerds on the internet are already calling THG shite in defense of Battle Royale, completely ignoring the point Battle Royale was trying to make. It was a film about the downfall of the Japanese schooling system, not a story about a bunch of bairns doing each other in with katanas. I do fancy Hunger Games though.

Did you hear him speak after the match? Incoherent squeaky gibberish, mind as calm as a pot of boiling lobsters. aye, couldn't even get the "take it one game at a time" cliche out his mouth right

I hope Shola writes (yes, writes) to Given to remind him of the error of his ways.

Mackems on Twitter bringing up last season's massive disappointment of a newly promoted side finishing 12th. Rattled. This game was a joy to watch. Ben Arfa's been played like a fiddle by Pardew, mind and we're reaping the rewards.

Balls of steel. As for Williamson, aside from his dodgy knacker moment, I thought he was fine against West Brom. Made some good clearances and won plenty of headers. His confidence is shot though which means he'll second guess himself when he has the time to think. Pardew needs to buy him loads of prostitutes to keep his spirits up.

Get a bet on them. 5/1 now. They were 1/10 to go down at one point when I was telling these Blackburn fans and other idiots to STFU. Heh, they won't go like. I think 11th was a bit optimistic, mind It's amazing the difference getting rid of dressing room villains can do. Every time I've seen them at home, they've controlled the game since Christmas.

Consistent with Dalglish's transfer policy. Watch him for 10 minutes on highlight show and a pundit that is also his mate, thinks he's canny. £35 million!

They could still go down btw

Definitely not reading this thread if CT is going on like this and I'm not getting in a slanging match with him. Typical selfish Tory voter tbh. And I say that with 100% conviction