Ayatollah Hermione

How have you all forgot Danny Simpson?

Why has he got the tattoo from Mortal Kombat Annihilation on his chest?

Eamonn

I didn't think much of it outside of Wildfire (that's absolutely immense though)

Aye, my favourite of 2011 so far.

I hand out business cards. Though then again, I am conducting potential business deals at the time.

Hmm

Got to say, I saw nowt wrong with what CT was saying. Except the parts about bingo and karaoke being good fun like

Everything Everything is double wank and shit chips. Sounds like a bunch of robots having a midlife breakdown.

The 4-4 and 5-1 games spring to mind. He should ref us every week

Surprised he didn't wade in, call everyone a cunt and then play the old "Can't hit a bloke with glasses" trick.

Ronald McDonald himself.

Deano's true colours show. Wasn't so positive about this, was he?

You're a very excitable chap.

Ashley was merely modelling the new underwear at that party.

Just got through Cape Dory by Tennis. Sounds just like every other female fronted indie band in the wake of Best Coast. Sales of Fender Jaguars must have went through the roof recently.

Not by the end.

What constitues a "great amount of pornography"? I want a breakdown.

aww diddums kevin

The teenager in question was being a prick of the highest order though tbf. I like a bit of banter as much as the next guy but twats that act all tough behind internet message boards really get on my tits. If you wouldn't say something to someone's face then you shouldn't say it in here imo, and Kevin wouldn't come out with half the shite he spouts if you met him on the street. I agree, ye twat

Deflated. Had a chilli and the Mexican Screamers are hitting me with vengeance

Stevie just said Claire Balding is built like Mario Gomez

hew, at nee point, did I say I WOULDN'T shag Rihanna.

Aye. Only Girl in The World has a mint chorus. I actually don't even think she's that fit.