Ayatollah Hermione

That's this one scuppered then.

It'll be Wednesday, now.

We're doing well to handle the shit coming our way but how much shit is too much before you inevitably contract E coli?

I wouldn't blame him for having his mind on his prematurely born daughter's fight for health like.

Agreed. Though the Mail have a decent track record with NUFC news I believe.

Ian Woan on the bench.

You know in Palestine, they shoot people who are shit at karaoke.

Want to see Sammy and Shola with matching corn-rows.

Susan Boyle tribute act

Tuesday

But if you get the box, he can decrypt Babestation free of charge. Oh yeah, now we're getting sexy.

Is he still good at golf? Maybe he's Daredevil.

New pants required.

@thatsnotkosher might be my favourite twitter account.

If anyone's interested. You going down? Could dee with a football anorak on my team before I commit like.

the smack?

Man United basically taking the piss, I see.

Boleks!

Wigan 0 QPR 2 Villa 1 Wolves 1 Blackburn 0 Everton 1 Chelsea 3 Norwich 0 Swansea 0 Sunderland 0 Liverpool 1 Bolton 1 Newcastle 0 Fulham 1 Tottenham 1 Man City 1 West Brom 2 Stoke 0 Man Utd 2 Arsenal 2

Treating Man U unfairly aye, its been hell for them

Tried to play Ashleys hand and its backfired. Cant blame him for leaving.

Le Sib. What a cup run

Was watching this in Prague with a lovely Danish bloke. He was bitterly disappointed in Peter Lovenkrands.

could big sam be getting found out again? Surely not.

so is this the football equivalent of a teenager trying to run away to get his parents attention but his parents are alcoholic charvas who are happy to not have a third tea to cook?